scheming daemons
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:15 PM
Original message |
According to Kinsey, 97% of men and 67% of women have masturbated in the past year |
|
Most of the other 3% and 33% respectively are lying.
Christine O'Donnell considers masturbation to be adultery.
I hope she gets all of the non-masturbators to vote for her.
All 17 of them.
|
The Velveteen Ocelot
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:16 PM
Response to Original message |
1. Better stay the hell out of Delaware. |
LynneSin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 11:55 PM
Response to Reply #1 |
33. HEY I'm from Delaware and even I enjoy THAT from time to time |
Touchdown
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Sep-15-10 04:10 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
42. I agree. If I was stuck in Delaware, I'd have no interest in... that! |
flamingdem
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:16 PM
Response to Original message |
2. As Austin Powers says: |
Cant trust em
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:17 PM
Response to Original message |
3. Raise your hand if you've done it. |
USArmyParatrooper
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:21 PM
Response to Reply #3 |
6. I'm typing one handed right now. |
|
It's a skill I developed over time.
|
cliffordu
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:23 PM
Response to Reply #3 |
7. switch hands and gain a stroke..... |
donheld
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 11:53 PM
Response to Reply #3 |
|
:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:
|
carlyhippy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:20 PM
Response to Original message |
4. aah, but is she master of her domain?? |
The Straight Story
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:21 PM
Response to Original message |
5. When I do, I think about myself |
Skittles
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:31 PM
Response to Reply #5 |
9. SCHEDULING TSS FOR ASS KICKING |
|
NOW I HAVE THAT F***ING SONG IN MY HEAD
|
Renew Deal
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:25 PM
Response to Original message |
8. What percentage of those men are circumcised? |
Liberal_Stalwart71
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:32 PM
Response to Original message |
10. I'm a woman and I score 100%!!!!! n/t |
Radical Activist
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:33 PM
Response to Original message |
11. How old is that study? |
|
I wonder if more gender parity has been achieved over the last few decades.
|
scheming daemons
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:36 PM
Response to Reply #11 |
13. Good point... lots of advancements in sexual toys |
shireen
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:36 PM
Response to Original message |
12. SINNERS! BURN IN HELL! |
AwakeAtLast
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:39 PM
Response to Original message |
14. Hmmm, so she would have won "The Contest" |
|
all I can say is, "I'm out, baby, I'm out!" :D
:rofl:
|
flyarm
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:39 PM
Response to Original message |
15. Hand Check!!!!!!!!!!!..eom |
The Velveteen Ocelot
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:41 PM
Response to Reply #15 |
17. I can't. I've gone blind. |
flyarm
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:42 PM
Response to Reply #17 |
19. seeing eye dog for you! lol!! |
Minnesota_Lib
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 10:21 PM
Response to Reply #17 |
30. My parents warned me about that...so I told them I'll just do it until I need glasses |
flyarm
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:41 PM
Response to Original message |
|
Edited on Tue Sep-14-10 09:41 PM by flyarm
|
CTLawGuy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:41 PM
Response to Original message |
18. I hope progressives realize |
|
that their differences with Obama and the Democrats are petty and minor compared to their differences with Ms. "masturbation is bad"; and I hope they consider that this person could be in the US Senate.
|
Withywindle
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:42 PM
Response to Original message |
20. At least it's sex with someone you love. n/t |
scheming daemons
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:53 PM
Response to Reply #20 |
22. Not always true... some people hate themselves.... (does that make it sexual assault?) |
Withywindle
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:58 PM
Response to Reply #22 |
24. Only if you didn't consent. |
Lilith Velkor
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 10:06 PM
Response to Reply #24 |
26. Unless you like that sort of thing. |
liberal N proud
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:42 PM
Response to Original message |
21. All hands on the keyboard now |
chollybocker
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Sep-15-10 04:15 AM
Response to Reply #21 |
Historic NY
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 09:56 PM
Response to Original message |
23. Adultery? Oh cheating on Rosey Palm.. |
BlueJazz
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 10:02 PM
Response to Original message |
25. I'm quite fond of "The funny Feeling" |
mkultra
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 10:11 PM
Response to Original message |
27. Its true, i did it in the shower this morning. |
TexasObserver
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 10:14 PM
Response to Original message |
28. Her campaign will not have a happy ending. |
Justitia
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Sep-15-10 03:29 AM
Response to Reply #28 |
Minnesota_Lib
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 10:15 PM
Response to Original message |
29. I feel a song coming on....take it away Monty! (Python's "Every Sperm is Sacred" ) |
|
Edited on Tue Sep-14-10 10:17 PM by Minnesota_Lib
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8Maybe she could make this her official campaign song....
|
proteus_lives
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 10:37 PM
Response to Original message |
31. I'm reminded of a joke: 7 out 10 men admit to masturbating.... |
|
And 3 out of 10 men are fucking liars.
|
Rex
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 11:57 PM
Response to Original message |
34. What is with the 30% gap in masterbation numbers? |
|
I didn't know we had a gap!
|
Codeine
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Sep-14-10 11:59 PM
Response to Original message |
35. I'm shocked that many DON'T! |
|
Who the hell doesn't masturbate?
|
kimi
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Sep-15-10 12:18 AM
Response to Original message |
36. You all are making me laugh too much |
|
to do what I need to - uh, never mind. :D
|
hfojvt
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Sep-15-10 12:34 AM
Response to Original message |
37. that's kinda hard to believe |
|
for one thing 2.6% of the male population is over age 80, and another 14% is under the age of 10.
Also, I would think that more people are having intercourse.
|
sohndrsmith
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Sep-15-10 03:02 AM
Response to Original message |
38. Oh good grief... you are SO right. Isn't the "data" irrelevant (or |
|
at least not meaningful in any way, on any level) unless the question asked is somehow measured against something verifiable (like voting records/trends, etc.)...
I'm not really as grumpy as I sound - it's just so silly to me... Wonder why this odd woman O'Donnell (sp?) picks this particular deadly sin (lust?) over the other six. It's a physical process (not unlike a sneeze, now that I think about it) in response to signals from hormones, the brain, what have you... (not unlike eating because the body signals it's hungry... or drinking because the body signals it's need for hydration).
Why are we (well, some of us <g>,) so obsessed with imposing moral levels to so many things - seemingly for no other reason than to feel superior by demeaning or labeling those who disagree or practice outside our "code" of "goodness" as bad and _wrong_.
What makes it all the more obviously ridiculous is the glaringly high percentage of the "moral" elites (ha) who are found to practice nothing they so bullishly preach. What's up with that?
Okay, rant over.. : ). But then again - how sad is it to think that women may be, in these times, uncomfortable with honesty on this issue (which I agree is the reason for the discrepancy - even if it wasn't such a goofy study to begin with).
17? Hah! What a cynic you are.... hee. I'd say maybe 6. On a bad day... : )
|
MajorChode
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Sep-15-10 03:52 AM
Response to Original message |
40. 90% of statistics are bullshit |
smalll
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Sep-15-10 03:59 AM
Response to Original message |
41. I resent Christine O'Donnell talking about masturbation -- |
|
1) she's a woman
2) she's so hot (sorry, but she is) --
unlike the rest of us unwashed masses who are not hot women, she can call for sex from others whenever she wants it. If I had her gender and her looks, I wouldn't ever need to go solo either!
:shrug:
|
tomm2thumbs
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Sep-15-10 04:19 AM
Response to Original message |
44. oh come all ye faithful - didn't she get the lyrics? |
|
the rest of us got the memo
|
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Fri May 10th 2024, 06:48 PM
Response to Original message |