Leak of RNC memo tells of big name layoffs

[blondeatlast]

Dear Messrs, Rove, Gingrich, Luntz, et al,

We regret to inform you that your services are no longer needed. While your superb marketing skills have created a wildly popular and active client base, those clients have requested new representation.

While we are uncertain about our new products, we have no choice but to present it to the public as our client base has enthusiastically enbraced this new line.

We hope your new careers as media commentators will go well and that you will call your friends at the GOP when you gert work.

Sincerely,
Michael Steele
Chairman
The Republican Party

I can't tell you where I obtained this, so please don't ask...

[LiberalLoner]

1. Looks like they lost control of Frankenstein's Monster, LOL! Love it! K&R n/t

[SpiralHawk]

2. "You Chickenhawk cronies are not hateful enuf." - SteeleyBagger (R)

"Git yr negativity torqued up another couple a notches, and we might give you another shake, you know - another go round with the RNC credit card at the faux lesbian luggage-handling wide-stance Republicon Diaper Dipsydoodle thingy."- SteeleyBagger (R)

[blondeatlast]

3. (ahem) nt

[Generic Brad]

4. There's a phrase that screams this is authentic

"..when you gert work." That does look like the official handiwork of the GOP.