LOUISIANA: Sen. David "Diaper Boy" Vitter Signs Tea Party Morality Pledge

[Emit]

Sanctity of opposite-marriage hero, serial adulterer, hooker patron, and diaper fetishist Sen. David Vitter has signed the Tea Party Patriots' morality pledge.

I hereby pledge to: Support and defend the U.S. Constitution as originally intended by the Founders and as explained in the "Federalist Papers." (...) Conduct myself personally and professionally in a moral and socially appropriate manner.

Somebody just made a hypocrisy boom-boom in their diaper.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/09/louisiana-sen-david-diaper-boy-vitter.html

[muntrv]

1. So, Diaper Boy pledges to bring back slavery?

[Matariki]

2. Personally I'm far more concerned about Congress members voting for war,

torture, spying on citizens, etc. than on how they get themselves off.

I know it's fun to make fun of the guy's particular fetish, but in a sane world that shouldn't matter. Consensual sex, no matter how different, isn't anyone else's business really. What matters in our Congress critters is how their votes are affecting the rest of us.

[givemebackmycountry]

3. Conduct myself personally and professionally in a moral and socially appropriate manner.

Unless I'm paying 350 an hour for some slinky to tell me "what a bad boy I am" while I'm dressed in a diaper.
That's my "personal business"

BUT!

Other than that, yeah I'll sign the fucking pledge.
I mean I'm a Republican, it's ALL good when your a Republican!

[Canuckistanian]

4. Bobby Jindal will endorse him FOR SURE now

What a farce.

[derby378]

5. That should last for all of approximately five...NOTHING

[OregonBlue]

6. Thanks for my laugh of the day. You just can't make this stuff up!!!

[Andy823]

7. I can see him now.

Dressed up as a colonial soldier wearing the hat with teabas hanging from it, and nothing else but his diaper! Oh, wait Glen Beck said no more costumes because it makes them look bad, so bag the hat, he will only be in his diaper! :evilgrin:

[David Zephyr]

8. David Vitter, the Diaper Shitter.

Is Louisiana crazy?

[lonestarnot]

9. OMG Diaper Dave is back on the teabagger honorable mention.

:puke: