Stephanie Miller just told Ed she's going to be leading the Million Masturbator March in DC!

[gateley]

:rofl:

[arbusto_baboso]

1. I'll gladly give Steph a hand with that.

Even though she doesn't play for my team.

[Chipper Chat]

2. She asked Ed to "give her a hand with that."

Cracked me up (no pun intended)

[malaise]

3. Damn she was funny

I started a Dupe on her comments about fat boy with glasses Rove. :rofl:

[AnArmyVeteran]

23. I'm sure Viagra would gladly sponsor this explosive event!

[HereSince1628]

4. Is that on the 2nd or the 30th???? I need to know when to show up!

[madmax]

6. Don't forget to bring

your vibrator and a shitload of Energizer batteries. :rofl:

[AnArmyVeteran]

27. It would sound like a religious rally with all the "Oh god, oh ohhh, oh godddddddds!"

It would be one very vocal audience!

[Sanity Claws]

10. You mean you need to know when to come?

[HereSince1628]

18. Yes. Exactly!!

:rofl:

[madmax]

5. OMG

:rofl: Is it me or is everything on MSNBC today hysterical. These guys got the mojo going.

[golddigger]

7. The comedians are in 7th heaven with this bunch.

The freakin jokes write themselves.
:rofl:

[xchrom]

8. Lord -- I want to be in that number... Nt

[barbtries]

9. hehe

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/barbtries/5000005382/" title="odonell pin by barbtries, on Flickr"><img src="" width="500" height="496" alt="odonell pin" /></a>


by the way, is anybody else hating the new flickr???

[WolverineDG]

15. I want that button!

:rofl:

dg

[blondeatlast]

19. LOL!

I'm in tears. :rofl:

[inna]

39. oh yes, "hating the new flickr" like you would not believe.

[barbtries]

40. yeah, i pay for that

but i think i'll go back to webshots when my subscription runs out. you can see how silly that looked with all the gratuitous coda, and it was my second or third time trying to post it.

[Dappleganger]

11. I can't march and...

oh, nevermind. B-) :evilgrin:

[AnArmyVeteran]

25. Yeah, I agree, distractions can be a real 'downer' :(

Is it going to be the 'flogging for freedom' march?

[Dappleganger]

36. If that's what gets ya going, Baby...

go for it!

:hi:

[rocktivity]

12. But CAN you march and masturbate at the same time?

If anyone can figure out a way, SHE can!

:rofl:
rocktivity

[3waygeek]

17. Not a problem for us guys n/t

[marmar]

13. I can see the protest signs now.......

JACKS
4
JUSTICE

[gateley]

14. I'm SCREAMING!

:rofl:

[AnArmyVeteran]

24. I don't know if I could carry a sign with just one hand the entire way.

The other one would be busy whipping up a frenzy for freedom.

[gateley]

28. Stop it! Frenzy for Freedom! nt

[AnArmyVeteran]

26. Rosy palms for patriots!

[sarge43]

16. Where are the DUzzy Awards when you need them? n/t

[blondeatlast]

20. Why are these million smiling?

[VioletLake]

21. Here come the warm jets. nt

[AnArmyVeteran]

22. Ill do anything 'mutual' with Stephanie to help our country because I'm a patriot!

[OneGrassRoot]

29. She must have read Borowitz's article referenced here:

:rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9152780

:hi:

[rocktivity]

30. I think Bon Jovi's keyboardist is good to go!

Is that a watermark in his lap, or is he just glad to see us?

:loveya:
rocktivity

[rocktivity]

31. Even self-sex should be safe sex.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=9152780&mesg_id=9152836

:headbang:
rocktitivy

[rocktivity]

32. Every protest march deserves a theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNmhhWFWzQk

A log thrown on the fire
two profiles met as one
the igniting of desire in the air.

but when there's just one profile
and yet desire grows,
despite the fact there's no one else to care.

must romance be abandoned
as it's fanning it's own flame?
waiting to burst full-blown.

there's a special kind of bliss,
not engendered with a kiss.
surreptitiously indulged in less well known.
for when one cannot make love with another,
one can still make love alone.

there's a certain special magic to the touch of your own hand
and a special thrill knowing that you will for sure soon be feeling grand
and the tender swell of rapture
you don't have to try to postpone
that's what it's like when your Making Love Alone.

oh the sweet, sweet sound of your own breathing
as the sky turns pale pink to hot
and the special thrill knowing that you will not catch God only knows what
it's the kind of glove that fits hand in glove
and burst like a bud full blown
that's what it's like when you're Making Love Alone.

who can describe the special sweetness
of knowing the speed that your going is right
and is there anything as thrilling
as trying to keep the book open to page 24 all night.

how reassuring to know when it's finally time to go
that you'll still be there when you leave,
and is dawn is for breaking you hear yourself making a date for New Years Eve.

it's the kind of love that fits hand in glove,
especially when the glove is your own!
for the date when you can't see their faces,
the one who knows all the best places,
who'll never ask your sign on the phone, no no no signs

due the simple magic of making love,
not taking, faking, mistaking love,
the simple magic of Making Love Alone,
save on cologne!
that's what its like when you're Making Love Alone, oh, alone...

:headbang:
rocktivity

[Contrary1]

35. And matching uniforms:

[IDemo]

33. Just don't sing "We Shall Over-come", people

that would just be wrong.

[RavensChick]

34. This is truly hysterical!!!!

I'm still laughing as I type this (don't worry, I got BOTH hands on the keyboard)!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This is the best post tonight!

[gateley]

37. If anybody unrecs this, may I respectfully suggest you could find a better use for that finger? nt

[DemocraticPilgrim]

38. They have to go through with some of these rallies with full news coverage. haha.