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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-10 06:24 PM
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Legislating Morality, That's O'Donnell's gig.
Edited on Fri Sep-17-10 06:27 PM by MrScorpio
Think about this one for a sec...

Let's say, in some Bizarro circumstance, she gets elected to the Senate. Obviously, she has the Palin Disease, you know, the one where it's impossible to keep her mouth closed so that all kinds of bullshit would stop flying out of it? Yep, THAT disease.

Anyhoo, back to our hypothetical Senator From the Planet Teabag... What do you think that she's going to talk about? ONLY shit that she knows about, of course. Since the literature of J.R.R. Tolkien will never come as a topic of discussion in some boring Senate Sub-committee hearing, she's going to start mouthing off about the importance of legislating morality. And she's going to do it within earshot of OTHER GOP SENATORS, some whom with kinks that'll make a porn star blush.

The very LAST thing that those hypocritical bastards would want in someone coming in on their turf drawing attention to the sex lives of the DC elite.

I tell you right now, that behind the scenes over at the GOP, people are very, very wary of Junior Miss Teabag, the Palin Popularity Monster, the Teabaggerati and all the trends that they're taking the party.

The trend is going to lead to some tremendous fails down the road, because scandals are sure to be outed. It's the natural ebb and flow of things.

It's not like it's the first time that something like this has happened.


So, I figure it like this... We need to save our Republicans friends from the embarrassment that they are sure to inflict on themselves. We owe it them because, when they look bad, we all look bad on the world stage.

And of course, the best way to save them from that embarrassment is to ELECT ALL THE DEMOCRATS WHO ARE RUNNING AGAINST THEM.

Take it from me, you better believe that your local kinky GOP legislator will thank you in the morning.



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Bobbieo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-10 06:28 PM
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1. How long before O'Donnell and Palin clash?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-10 06:34 PM
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2. AS soon as Palin figures out the Mini-Me is stealing her thunder
Edited on Fri Sep-17-10 06:34 PM by MrScorpio
Junior Miss is a natural for the low information self righteous crowd.

They'll be drawn to her, like flies are drawn to shit.

And Palin is only happy when it's only SHE who is in the center ring of the circus. We all know this.

The longer the O'Donnell stays in the lime light, the earlier the eventual Palin/Mini-Me prima donna war will begin.
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The_Commonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-10 06:39 PM
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3. I like the way you think!
And I have a feeling that somewhere, somehow, she has a kink or two hidden in her closet as well...
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-10 06:45 PM
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4. These goons all think you can create heaven on earth by outlawing sin
and much of the real mischief in the world comes from their attempts to do so. Not only do they create hell on earth for the maximum number of people as they seek to become nannies to adults with an iron fisted, repressive police apparatus, they always manage to make sin even more popular as they add the allure of forbidden fruit to it.
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