So do the mice with human brains develop the

[saltpoint]

capacity for opposible thumbs? Do they even HAVE thumbs?

It seem like ordinarily mice don't have thumbs. Per se.

If these mice have human brains can they speak? Read books? Clean the garage? Collect favorite recipes on 3 X 5 cards?

And how will they drive? Has Christine O'Donnell figured that out yet? I've never seen a car where the gas pedal and brake are near enough for a mouse's short legs.

It's going to be a huge problem, people.

Someone shoulda thought this over before those scientists made those mice.

[spanone]

1. do they masturbate?

[saltpoint]

2. "The mice are quite intelligent," one genetics expert

reported, "but they are consumed by lust."

[COLGATE4]

16. Yes, often and enthusiastically.

[sarge43]

3. However, they've been known to run for elective office. n/t

[Bette Noir]

6. No, no, no. You're thinking of the humans with the mouse brains.

[saltpoint]

7. When Dubya warned of "human-animal hybrids" in that

one State of the Union address, he must have been referencing the current Republican caucus.

[sarge43]

8. I sit corrected. 8) n/t

[Initech]

11. They're also on Fox News.

[MindPilot]

4. You always knew it was the mice...

every now and them they poke their little noses into our reality.

[saltpoint]

5. : )

And the sneaky little bastards never even thanks us for the cheese we leave out.

[azmouse]

13. Thank you!

mmmmm.... cheese! <:3)~~~~~~~~


:rofl:

[Zambero]

9. Once these mice become human..

they start to engage in unspeakable behavior with other species, most notably gerbils. Add this abhorent tendency to Miss Christine's list of no-no's.

[shraby]

10. I just hope they will use condominiums because they are

a very prolific species.

[Fumesucker]

12. I think they are actually pro-life.. n/t

[red red red]

14. After all, Christine should know...

it was her brain that they transplanted in that poor little mouse :rofl:

[Curmudgeoness]

15. Mice with human brains will be much worse off. We will be able

to convince them that they must protect the mouse trap industry CEOs from unfair taxation and environmental and workplace laws.

Well, at least convince some of them.