Freeper: Don't mock O'Donnell RE masturbation because Muslims believe it's a sin & no one mocks them

[Amerigo Vespucci]

From the freeper thread "Shock: O'Donnell Says Masturbation and Abortion are Sins"

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To: marcbold

How dare they mock her religious beliefs. Do they mock Muslims for believing that masturbation is a sin? (oh and they do believe that btw)

43 posted on Thursday, September 16, 2010 12:56:13 PM by Durus (The People have abdicated our duties and anxiously hopes for just two things, "Bread and Circuses")

[gkhouston]

So O'Donnell: was a witch, is now a Muslem??? n/t

[Canuckistanian]

1. Spoken like a true wanker

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[RandomThoughts]

2. Then she should not do those things.

Note she said that years ago, and to be fair, she may have learned much since then, many views mature over time.

And to take one statement years ago out of context of an entire life is no different then what was done with Jeremy Wright.

So it is a bit hypocritical, and dumb to bring that issue up.


Although it shows how out of perspective peoples views are, created by a media 30 second clip.

[Fuzz]

3. Who is 'they'? Cause I mock.

[tabatha]

4. How dare they mock Obama's "beliefs"

Cannot get their double/triple standards right.

[Arkana]

5. There are no fundamentalist Muslims running for office, guys.

[TygrBright]

6. Wait, wait... Is COD a Muslim...? Why didn't anybody tell me?

I'm so confused...

snarkily,
Bright

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. I know, I'm gonna get lost soon without a cheat sheet or flash cards or something

But what I'm really waiting for is the hat trick...the unholy trifecta of O'Donnell and Palin joined by the third leg of the loony tripod, Michele Bachmann. When the three of them join forces, EVERY moment will be a WTF moment. My guess is that people will simply stop responding with "WTF?" because it will have become a way of life.

:rofl:

:toast:

[Quantess]

12. Oh, O'Donnell is a Muslim? That changes everything!!!1

Well in that case, LIBRULS should LoooVE her!!! Never mind that she's batshit crazy. If she's a Muslim, she's guaranteed AWESOME!!!! :crazy:

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Yeah, dude, you must be very proud. Your whackjobs agree with the Islamic Whackjobs on a LOT.

And yes, as soon as we get an Islamic Senate Candidate whose agenda includes stopping masturbation, we'll ridicule them as well.

[Bitwit1234]

9. We might be able to not mock her if we just knew one thing

WHAT IS MOCK....Now I know it is a surname but what else?????

[bluestateguy]

10. When an Islamic fanatic runs for office in the US I certainly will mock them

We are in the United States and that is the country that I spend 99.9% of my hard drive on. So likewise, when Christian fanatics run for office here I will mock them as well.

[baldguy]

11. And we want to be exactly like the crazy fundamentalist Muslims, right?

[Warpy]

13. Oh, all those Bronze Age desert religions think it's a horrible sin

mostly because, finally having understood there was a connection between sex and childbirth, they decided men were the active ones and women just animated flowerpots into which they deposited their seed. Yes, they honestly though spooge contained tiny, perfect, male (of course) human beings and that spilling it outside one of the animated flowerpots would kill those perfect little men. If childbirth produced a girl, it's because the animated flowerpot was under the weather or under a spell cast by a witch or practicing witchcraft, herself.

Even in the 50s, I remember hearing conversations between mothers about how they'd keep their little boys' hands away from their weenies by pinning the sheets tightly around them and leaving their arms outside the blankets.

It's just too weird for words that this rubbish is making a resurgence after all the work started by Kinsey and which people built upon in the decades since showing that it's normal, healthy, natural, and often essential to wank.

In any case, the tiny perfect human is more a seed produced by the flowerpot, the male only adding some fertilizer to it, and they all start out female.

[notadmblnd]

14. Well, when she puts on her hijjab, we'll stop mocking her.

Fair enough?