LiberTea Federalist Activists Launch the “Its All About Me” Party

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Posted on September 18, 2010.
Posted by rfreed

A new political entity has formed that intends on usurping the most adamant followers of all other parties into its fold. It is called the “Its All About Me Party” and has astonishingly employed the core instincts and philosophies of all the other recognized political entities.

The I.A.A.M. Party appeals to those who are truly narcissistic- those who are only able to recognize their own needs to the obliviousness of those around them and to those of their own society. These are individuals whose heads are so far up their rectums that it is amazing they can even breathe.

Astonishingly the group is drawing in droves of those disenfranchised with their own parties pathways. It seems that many are disillusioned that their group is not meeting needs that need to be met. The IAAM is offering to take care of that problem.

Are you upset because Obama isn’t giving the same attention to the issue of gay marriage that he is giving to removing troops from Iraq or to the economy? Why of course you’re interests are more important than those other things! Join the IAAM and they’ll pamper your soft behind.

Are your Republican buddies not letting you join their country club? Show your rogue side! Join the IAAM!

http://glossynews.com/society/201009180228/libertea-federalist-activists-launch-the-its-all-about-me-party/