So in order to stay on the GOP email list, I need to explain why I'm a Republican??

[proud2BlibKansan]

Dear Xxxx,

We've noticed that you haven't been responding to our emails lately. Right now, you're part of the GOP Action Network, but we've only got a limited number of slots available and and a line of people ready to join. If you don't want to be a part of this program anymore, please let us know by clicking here to unsubscribe. If you don't do anything within the next week, you'll be unsubscribed automatically. However, if you'd like to continue receiving information about action opportunities, click here and let us know why you are a Republican. We thank you for all your help, and hope that you'll choose to stay with us going forward.


Yours,
Stefan Claypool
The GOP Action Team

And here is the form I am supposed to fill out: http://www.gop.com/index.php/act/tell_us_your_story

Since I want to stay on their email list (it's a good idea to know what your enemy is planning) I am going to fill out the form. Should I say that I think the president is a Kenyan Muslim who attended a Christian church with a crazy preacher? Or that I believe poor people are lazy and don't want to work?
Any ideas??

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Don't copy any sentence that's posted here; that might give you away.

I'm creating something and sending by PM.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Aha

Smart. Thanks.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Done.

You like it?

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. LOL it's great

I believe I will use it. Thanks!!

[Curmudgeoness]

3. In-friggin-credible. I would be offended if I were a Republican

who got that. You and I both know that they can have a million people on an email subscription without any effort on their part. Too funny. Have fun with this.

:rofl:

[Catshrink]

5. It's a purity test.

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. I'm thinking about telling them the truth

I'm a Democrat who likes to see what the crazies are up to. :shrug:

[TygrBright]

6. Oh, my. What a straight line. Try to be gentle with them.

On second thought... naaaaaaah. Go to town! Have fun!! The possibilities are endless.

speculatively,
Bright

[Ikonoklast]

7. I just told them the Republican Party is * the* place for Witches, so a Zombie would

feel right at home.




BRAAAAIIIINNNSS!!!

[Frustratedlady]

8. They have a line waiting to join but don't have room?

Give me a break. With all the money they have from corporations, I can't believe they can't purchase more room.

You could say you want to take over the majority again. That wouldn't be lying. They don't like liars. :sarcasm:

[EFerrari]

9. That's a little strange.

Are they collecting ISPs or what?

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. Doesn't make much sense

That's for sure.

[spanone]

10. tell them you had a lobotomy and woke up a right-wing nutter. not a matter of choice.

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. LOL

[EFerrari]

17. Lol.

[blogslut]

11. I bet they don't remove you from their list

Fill out the form if you must but I'm guessing it's just a tactic so they can acquire "ordinary people" content for their site.

[Vincardog]

16. Just say " I am a faithful follower of Brother John Birch and a member of the Antioch Baptist church

[Mimosa]

18. Oh, pls fill it out!

Do it for the rest of us.

[obxhead]

19. A limited number of slots available on a website.

Sounds like a load of shit to me.

[Posteritatis]

20. Those tubes can only carry so many electrons... (nt)

[Stevenmarc]

21. ROFL, Like it's some kind of exclusive club, shit they let Palin in.

[NV Whino]

22. They're lying

It's never that easy to get off an e-mail list. :rofl:

[20score]

23. Well, if you want to be believed, a simple platitude about freedom or responsibility

should do.

If you want to have fun, you could talk about bringing about the end times and helping the Republicans usher in Jesus to help fight liberals and those not chosen.

Or, you could tell them giving money to those who need it only makes people lazy. That’s why governments should only give money to those who don’t need it. Like Goldman Sachs and Exxon.

[jwirr]

24. Tell them you love money and do not want to share it with anyone else. nt

[applegrove]

25. "I want to be a member of the GOP because I like to follow orders particularly if they

are driven by untold fears provoked by you. See I'm like a gerble on a wire mill, if you look deep into my psyche and my self made cage (fear) I get on the mill and run and run and run..... oh the fear of being small. I think I would be a good fit".