KFC pays college girls $500 each to wear 'Double Down' on their asses

[BurtWorm]

For $500, I'd wear Double Down on my ass, too, actually. (I'm so cheap... :cry: )

http://gawker.com/5644252/kfc-renting-coed-buttocks-cheap





KFC will pay college girls $500 to walk around campus wearing sweatpants that bear the "Double Down" logo on the ass. Girls who dine too frequently at KFC are presumably not the desired models.

[Hannah Bell]

1. gross.

[BurtWorm]

2. How much do women *pay* to wear 'Juicy' and 'Pink" on their asses?

That's pretty gross, too, actually!

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. I was gonna say, I'd go with double down before you would ever slap "juicy" or "pink" across my

very ample bum.

But call me old fashioned, as I prefer to go as a blank slate.

[AsahinaKimi]

30. agree with you

But still, to be called "Chicken butt!"... :crazy:

[blondeatlast]

6. Loathefully (pardon the Colberity) I have to agree.

I don't see a whole lot of difference.

[WinkyDink]

12. Looks to me like your "Rodney" might consider the idea! ;-)

[Juche]

22. Yes, gross.

hot women drawing attention to their asses. The horror of it all.

[BurtWorm]

29. What's gross is people paying good money to turn themselves into walking advertisements.

Gross, isn't it?

[sendero]

34. LOL...

.... many of them needn't worry about drawing attention, attention is a given :)

[Blue Owl]

3. There aren't even buns on that freakin' Double Down "sandwich"

So why advertise on them?

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Touche!

[merqz]

14. There ARE buns. They are buns of tasty chicken meat.

Actually. They only aren't buns, if you are grainscentric.

[SoCalDem]

17. Meat buns...yum

:puke:

[merqz]

18. I think this says it all...

Big Bottom - by Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[MineralMan]

23. One of my favorites from Spinal Tap.

[eShirl]

35. classic

:rofl:
the "mud flaps" line always gets me

[AnArmyVeteran]

7. People wear corporate logos on their clothes all the time for free.

I don't wear corporate logos but if they paid me, as they should for EVERYONE wearing their logos, I'd wear one. It's about time corporations started paying for the advertising. Good for these gals.

[Liquorice]

8. That's kind of stupid. But it gives me an idea... 7 Up should advertise

on the front of college guys' pants. On second thought, it might be considered false advertising.

[WinkyDink]

13. Many guys would have you think so, anyway. ;-)

[Renew Deal]

9. That's a pretty good salary

:shrug:

[JBoy]

10. Eat at KFC and watch your ass double in size.

[Cirque du So-What]

11. 'Double down' with a grease-laden sammich

and double that 'freshman 15' into a 'freshman 30.'

[SoCalDem]

20. Actually, if you used a $3.99 coupon and ordered it whithout the bacon, cheese & sauce

and added coleslaw, you have dinner for 2 :) add your own free iced tea at home and a small lettuce salad

It's loaded with sodium:( and fat, but if you are craving KFC occasionally, it's a way to get your craving satisfied..and feed 2 people:)

[4lbs]

15. Too bad KFC is ignoring the obvious spokesperson to have "Double Down" on her butt

Kim Kardashian.

[mmonk]

16. I'm not going to touch that with a ten foot pole.

[Initech]

19. I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

[Taverner]

21. What? Is that so the double down knows where to go in a short period of time?

[SoCalDem]

25. yep..no need to digest it,..just rub in right into the ass-cheeks

:rofl:

[rug]

24. Asinine.

[derby378]

26. At least those aren't tattoos - not yet (n/t)

[underpants]

27. Early night shift in Vegas... the easy way

Hell I'd have done it. I had a fake address to fill out credit card applications for free t-shirts.

[Jamastiene]

28. This and

working for less pay in most, if not all, jobs, is why women are faring better in this economy, not because anyone in the position to offer jobs thinks very highly of us. We are just so damn cheap.

We've come a loooooong way, baby... :puke:

Lovely

:eyes:

[DCBob]

31. Maybe I'm too old and naive but what exactly is the message?

I dont get it?

[Liberal_in_LA]

33. U are kidding...right?

[sofa king]

32. An investment that's certain to grow.

Yeah, I'm sure there are a dozen different versions of this quip already posted. But I like to pretend I think of these things first.