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You folks might think I'm kidding about that last part, but I think it's true. In the 1980s, I knew an entire demographic of beer-drinking, dope-smoking couch slugs who watched one of four television channels for six hours a night, who never read a book or a newspaper (but kept porno magazines) and couldn't be trusted to write out a phone number correctly, and who got away without comprehending a full paragraph for twenty years or more. Such a thing as the Internet would have been completely useless to people like that, and pretty much was.
But things change, and all those doofuses are now the wheelchair-riding teabaggers who are doing such a fine job of tossing us the election. It was fun watching them show up online in the late '90s and early '00s, ASKING THEIR QUESTIONS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT'S TOO DIFFICULT TO USE THE SHIFT KEY, and still believing that the world still turned according to the 7pm national news. They never learned how to think, but they did learn how to read and write, sort of, and there are plenty of charlatans out there willing to lead them by the nose.
Today's younger generation is much more sophisticated. Widely read and capable of accessing information almost as fast as someone who has memorized the facts, they're clever enough to know that just because it's written down doesn't mean it's true. Many of them seem to view information exchange as a kind of reward, and if they find the information they're given to be spurious or a promise is not kept, they get upset and don't forget easily, unlike their parents.
The public record is also expanding dramatically. Now, a person's public statements and activities for the past fifteen years can be easily checked, and the record is getting larger in both directions all the time. Truly evil bastards with long and disturbing records, like Slade Gorton and Trent Lott, have a much harder time surviving now, and for the moment stupid seems to be the new evil in Republican vogue, stupidity having a certain kind of innocence which a candidate's diabolical handlers can never hope to fake. Thirty years ago a handful of people knew what a given Member of Congress' voting record was. Now, voters can check a voting record while waiting in line at the polls.
The GOP is running a dangerous gambit, hoping that a platform of flat-out deception will be enough to motivate their 23% sector of the population who believe anything to come out in high numbers in an otherwise uninteresting mid-term election. But then the Tea Partiers came along with a crew of idiot candidates who actually believe the GOP's deceptions and now they've gone and generated all sorts of interest, which is sure to be bad for them. For the moment, honesty, consistency, and competence are all things that can still be checked for and noted in a candidate, and the Republican Party has been fresh out of all those things since Richard Nixon came to town.
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