Glenn Beck admits he's SCARED of Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert

[kpete]

Glenn Beck admits he's SCARED of Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert
by BruinKid
Wed Sep 22, 2010 at 04:23:07 AM PDT

Last night, Stephen Colbert showed a clip from Glenn Beck's radio show where Beck admitted that he's scared of what Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are planning with their competing rallies in D.C. on October 30th.

You haven't missed your chance to defeat Jon Stewart's call for sanity, and to help me keep fear alive. Which is clearly working, because some otherwise stable people are already terrified of sinister plots.

GLENN BECK (9/20/2010): Jon Stewart has shown his colors along with ... Stephen Colbert, and they are going to activate the youth to try to get them to vote. ... They'll suppress all the way up, and then Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will go and activate the youth.

Who told him about the youth activation? ... I've been brainwashing them for 5 years, and come 30 October, they will do my bidding. But not to vote. ... So, what's my real purpose, you ask? Oh, you'll find out in due time.


http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/359742/september-21-2010/in-poor-taste---mark-shriver
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/9/22/904126/-Glenn-Beck-admits-hes-SCARED-of-Jon-StewartStephen-Colbert

[rurallib]

1. but doesn't Beck have God on his side?

[Erose999]

5. Apparently God doesn't want the youth to vote or participate in the political process. Only

old white people should be entitled to the franchise. I mean sure, the youth and the minorities and the women have the right to vote on paper, but they're not supposed to use it.

[YOY]

22. No. Only old white ignorami.

Educated folks regardless of years or color of skin are discouraged.

[av8rdave]

2. OMG...getting young people to vote. How unAmerican is that?

:sarcasm:

[ThatsMyBarack]

3. Pee-Yew! It STINKS!

BecKKK should change his diaper.

[progressoid]

19. Why would he need a diaper?

He has his magic Mormon underwear.

[ThatsMyBarack]

24. Thanks for sharing!

:rofl:

[madmax]

4. Oh my, the youngins are coming

Get the youth to take and interest in their own future well being and you've got yourself a revolution.

Suck it up Glen - you and your dinosaurs are on the way out.

[seabeyond]

7. hm, it is dinosaurs leading the youth. (stewart adn colbert). lets not throw

the dinosaurs away. one would think the youth could figure out their responsibility to vote without dinosaurs, but i guess

not

[madmax]

13. I don't consider JS and SC dinosaurs

to me age is only a number. The dinosaurs imho are those who long for the days of old. Some are old both mentally and age wise like - his name escapes me now - the Freedomworks freak and his crowd. Take O'Donnell... or maybe not ;) she's not old but, her ideas are old and quite frankly dumb!

I'm 61, but being a boomer and a product of the Woodstock generation in my head I'm still in my teens and 20's.

[seabeyond]

15. gotcha. thanks for the clarification. nt

[dkofos]

6. He's scared of everything else.

[mod mom]

8. "They'll suppress all the way up" WTF does that mean?

aren't young people of voting age allowed to exercise their right to vote?

[Tsiyu]

11. Same thing I wondered

But then I thought...these freaks have their own language and we may never know what he meant....

[LiberalAndProud]

25. Supressing Glenn Beck viewing, maybe?

:shrug:

[thereismore]

31. Really. I wonder. Maybe the "they" is the right wing trying to suppress the vote,

and Stewart will mess it up for "them" by activating the youth.

[Z_I_Peevey]

34. Opposite of turtles all the way down?

Dunno.

Okay, here a stab at translation. The Stewart/Colbert rallies will activate the youth. Additionally, some unknown Leftist Force will work to suppress activation of everyone else, anyone older than "youth." That's suppressing the activation of those higher up on the age scale.

Suppress all the way up.

I'm a bit panicked now that I think about it.

[liberal N proud]

9. That should have Stewart laughing his ass off

I watched Stewart on Oprah yesterday, She showed some pictures and he was to give his first thought when the picture displayed. When she displayed Beck, he said that is my bread and butter.

[pinboy3niner]

10. LOL!

No wonder...

[w8liftinglady]

12. lol...Stewart is so great...and definitely not afraid!

[Deep13]

14. Keep fear alive!

Beck is just doing his part. :evilgrin:

[seabeyond]

16. really. colbert should make a HUGE production of getting in touch with fearbased fox people

and ask them to join with him against the laid back stewart.... of tone it down a notch.

[Ichingcarpenter]

17. Colbert's Piece is well worth the time to watch

After showing the queen of diamonds aka Manchurian candidate he goes on


'Some of my rich friends will be summer homeless'
some don't even know where their next catered dinner will come from.

[Scuba]

18. Youth? I'm 62 for crying out loud.

[w8liftinglady]

23. hey-62 is the new 22...I hope ;)

...of course,I'd be the new teenager...since I'm just 51...and love Stewart/Colbert...

[seabeyond]

26. you couldnt make me be a teenager again for anything in the world. 30, maybe

teenager, no way.

[w8liftinglady]

29. lol..OK...I liked 22...it was fun

[progressoid]

27. I guess I'd be a tween (I'm 47).

Hell, Beck too. That asshat is 46.

[YOY]

20. Youth = anyone under 108 who doesn't watch Fox news.

n.t.

[highplainsdem]

21. +1

[madmax]

33. LOL nt

[yodermon]

28. lol... ACTIVATE!!!

[dalaigh lllama]

36. Ha! That's great

Maybe that cartoon scared beck as a child.

[FirstTimeVoterAt37]

30. Beck, you unbelievable idiot

You walked your ass right into it. Jon and Stephen just needed that first drop of blood in the water.

:popcorn:

[The Backlash Cometh]

32. The Youth Revolution! Let it Begin!

[Scurrilous]

35. K & R

:thumbsup:

[rucky]

37. Is there anything Glenn Beck isn't afraid of?

except for fascism.