"I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product."

[babylonsister]

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2010/09/23/bonus_quote_of_the_day.html

September 23, 2010

Bonus Quote of the Day


"I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product."

-- House Minority Leader John Boehner (R), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, "addressing a perennial source of jokes" about his dark complexion.

[Ken Burch]

1. So...he's just a freakish mutant, then?

Oh...THAT'S reassuring...

:eyes:

[blondeatlast]

3. +1. nt

[Hepburn]

2. Right, sure...and I gotta bridge...

...:eyes:

Maybe it's jaundice???

[Skidmore]

4. So his melanin has mutated... right?

[SidDithers]

5. Oompa Loompa, Doopity doo...

Sid

[blondeatlast]

8. That's Photoshopped.

His hair isn't green.

[cbdo2007]

6. Maybe he's half black?

[yesphan]

7. He's the color of

a Rob Roy. He's saturated with Rob Roys, hence the color.

[Ineeda]

9. so...he spends a lot of time on the golf course

instead of what he was elected to do?

[pipi_k]

10. His "dark complexion"???

Hell...he's not dark...he's Day-glo orange!


just like a bad psychedelic poster from the 1960s.

[phleshdef]

11. Alcoholic liver disease induced jaundice, no tanning required.

[GeorgeGist]

ding, ding, ding

we have a winner. He's a lush.

[GeorgeGist]

23. ding, ding, ding

we have a winner. He's a lush.

[bluedeminredstate]

12. Oh please

Liver failure is the answer!

[Sal Minella]

13. And Ronald Reagan didn't dye his hair

but his barber used to "put something on it."

And Ronald Reagan didn't have cancer, but "there was something in me that had cancer, and it was taken out." (colon polyp, iirc)

So now the big question I see is: who is tanning the Boehner???

[Canuckistanian]

24. Reagan didn't dye his hair

His hair was just going prematurely orange.

[Atman]

14. A Republican LIE? NO?! It can't be!

They're always so truthful...Boner would lie!

:puke:

.

[DFW]

15. What, he's saying he did it using only walnut juice?

Sorry, Bonehead, if there's one thing you are a little light on, it's credibility.

[Sal Minella]

22. But walnut stain would be brown, not orange, right?

[DFW]

25. Well, maybe he lightens it up with a touch of rouge?

Or maybe just mixes it with leftover orange juice from his morning screwdriver?

Republicans operate in mysterious ways........

[BurtWorm]

16. 'I have not had relations with that... that tanning product.'

[political_Dem]

17. Nothing to see here. Boehner is just practicing stand-up comedy.

After all, he might need another line of work in the near future.

[Edweird]

18. He eats nothing but Cheetos.

That actually happened to my ex wife's little sister. She ate Cheetos so much that she turned orange (when she was a kid).

[Barack_America]

19. Um, then I hope he has discussed his complexion with his physician.

Because he is either:

1). Burning himself to a crisp and turning himself into a walking melanoma by laying out in the sun constantly.

2). Suffering from a serious disease such as Addison's or liver failure.

Bottom line, his skin color is not natural or normal.

[cordelia]

20. Maybe he is

overly fond of carrots.

[Ichingcarpenter]

21. Knock .. Knock.... Whose there? Orange... Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't use a tanning bed or a tanning product?

[K8-EEE]

28. LOL Agent Orange!!

hahahaha that's a good one....def grabbing that.

[Renew Deal]

26. See, you're all racists!

:rofl:

[joeybee12]

27. can we nominate that line for a DUZY?

Funniest thing in a long time!

[kenny blankenship]

29. "But if I did, I'd use ORANGE MAN brand tanning products! Orange Man: for that healthy glow..."

"...that people can't quite believe comes from nature."

[Carni]

33. Cleanses with "Orange Glo"

Furniture cleaner lol

[progressoid]

30. House Minority Leader John Boehner (R - PUMPKIN)

Remember that episode of House with the orange guy?

I just saw the rerun and immediately thought of Boehner (R - pumpkin)

[gateley]

31. Maybe it's just jaundice -- that liver has got to be screaming. nt

[Carni]

32. and he's never told a lie either....

PULEEEZE! lol

[Dappleganger]

34. So he just really really like carrots!

Whew, glad we got THAT out of the way!

[femrap]

35. Then I guess he really

does play golf a lot.

[Cleita]

36. Well, he didn't get that shade of orange on the beach.

Maybe he uses this:

[mzmolly]

37. That great tan must be due to his passion for golf,

then?

[Cleita]

38. I worked for a guy who always had a tan.

Actually, he had a pool at his house and spent a lot of time there, however, he always liked to joke that the bar he hung around had a skylight.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. His mother cheated with an Oompa-Loompa.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

40. All his face needs is an oval "Sunkist" sticker and his "natural glow" will be complete

[Stevenmarc]

41. LOL todays GOP Lie of the Day