You know how America catches Teh Gay? Juice boxes.

[sufrommich]

That's right, juice boxes:

http://tv.gawker.com/5645231/crazy-radio-host-thinks-juice-boxes-are-making-kids-gay

[foxfeet]

1. He should worry more about the paint chips he's been eating since childhood.

Idiot.

[joeybee12]

2. You can't make sh*t like this up...did anyone ask me how I got to be gay...

BEFORE juice boxes and kettle chips came into existence??? Yeesh!

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. Obviously your mother brought them from the future

and if Alex reads this... don't be too shocked to hear it on his show.

[joeybee12]

9. Thanks for that reasonable explanation...I just knew this guy was somehow right!

:hi:

[sufrommich]

10. I'll bet it was the little wax pop bottles filled with sugar syrup.

:D

[joeybee12]

11. I used to LOVE those!

I'd forgotten all about them! May not explain being gay, but probably explains the dentist bills!!!!:hi:

[pipi_k]

12. No...it had to be those wax lips....

guaranteed to make anybody gay!


:7





PS...those little bottles with the syrup...Nik-l-nips...probably poison, but my sisters and I loved them!

[stuntcat]

3. nice!

wow what a genius :dunce:

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. Oh yes, Alex Jones and Prison Planet

He is the guy I go for Sci Fi inspiration. Some of the stuff he passes as true can easily be modified into a good short story.

That said... BPA, which at times lines those boxes, can increase your risk of cancer...

Just saying... with alex you need to know what he read or heard and then changed in his little mind.

[annabanana]

6. This kind of crap MAINLINES direct into the psyches of the

unhinged...

[Ian David]

7. This is from Alex Jones, The King of the 9/11 Troofers. n/t

[COLGATE4]

8. Sounds like he's a prime candidate for the Texas Board

of Education. They need another whack-job Fundie to make sure Texas kids are as dumb as dirt for another generation.