caption Boehner...

[sabra]

[HughBeaumont]

1. "So simple, even the lobotomized moron behind me can follow it!"

[Guilded Lilly]

2. "and I am pretty sure we can sucker in...

everyone moron without an independent thought out there just by flashing this nifty, cover. We don't even need to print anything on the pages!"

[KansDem]

3. What would you expect to pay? $49.95? NO!, $39.95? NO!...this can be yours...

...for the ridiculously low price of... $19.95!!! That's right folks, for only $19.95, you can have a copy of our latest fiction!

But wait! We'll throw in...aboslutely FREE...

A PET ROCK!!!


Hurry and order it...today!!!

Call: 1-800-GOPSUXS

DO IT NOW!!!

[spanone]

4. pledge this, boner

[blondeatlast]

5. "...and finally, a spray tan booth in every home over 5000 square feet"! nt

[Sheepshank]

6. Remember our earlier verson of Health Care reform?

This has more pages.

...however, I don't really suggest you read, just take my word for it, the contents are amazing, lawful, wonderful, realistic, will bring the nation back to the Bush era excesses, and we'll all be happier, more Christ like, and richer.

[BurtWorm]

7. 'As an Orange-American, I say to you, only in America is my biography remotely conceivable.'

[Barack_America]

8. He'd be wildly popular in parts of Northern Ireland...

...an honest-to-God Orangeman!

[DJ13]

9. That guy in the back is a typical Republican

He looks ready to start drooling any moment.

:rofl:

[Blue Owl]

10. Who wants a yummy shit sandwich? I got one right here...

[young but wise]

16. ...............

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

11. "I read the entire thing in the tanning bed - er, wait, um, I've never BEEN in a tanning bed."

I actually believe he hasn't been in a tanning bed. Oompa-Loompas are NATURALLY orange.

[madinmaryland]

12. NO.

[ThomWV]

13. Who's the drooler over his left shoulder with his tongue hanging out?

[bergie321]

14. "This time we mean it"

No, really. Stop laughing!

[opihimoimoi]

15. The man has no Shame, no Reason, and no brains....he is hapless and hopeless in the quest to

advance America

If this dude is the GOPs Best...they are in deep doo doo

[Evasporque]

17. Look how down home I am with no tie or jacket...

When it comes to policy we are always waving books. We don't really read them or much less write them...we leave that to lobbyists. But this one is a dandy. The first page has proof Obama is not a u.s. citizen.

[Dappleganger]

18. "This should flush better than the the last one"