Caption this photo of Gone-zo...

[piesRsquare]

"I'm such a sweet, innocent guy!" (NOT!)

Add yer own...

[pinkpops]

1. "neep, neep neep neep"

[lonestarnot]

2. I'm a looooooooooooooser... in c

[autorank]

3. "I am sooooo fucked!!!"

[napi21]

4. Why me lord?

[ProgressiveFool]

5. Powerful picture, actually

Gonzales turns his back on the American flag, as it droops faded in the background.

[Rosemary2205]

34. oooo good catch. nt

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

6. Honey, I shredded the Constitution.

[Kurovski]

7. "Well, my work here is done."

[Gregorian]

8. And now, the end is here, And so I face the final curtain

I did it his way.

[Monkeyman]

9. la la la I am Such A Bad Boy

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

10. Now is the winter of our discontent

made glorious summer by this son of York
-William Shakespeare's Richard III

I dunno- it just somehow seemed appropriate. :shrug:

[WillyT]

11. I Still Say That THIS, Says All Ya Need To Know About Our Current Dilemma

:evilgrin:

[Double T]

17. I hope you don't mind if I............

:puke:

[WillyT]

20. LOL !!! - And I Hope That You Don't Mind...

But one of my other nicknames is Double T

How's it goin bro???

:bounce::hi::bounce:

[Double T]

28. It was going great on a beautiful Friday night in the spring UNTIL........

I saw that picture of the goo-goo eyed lovebirds and just about reverse peristalsis-ed my fish fry. Doing much better now that I have recovered from the mental trauma of that 'image'. You have a great weekend Double Willy T!!!

[The Wielding Truth]

12. "I'm waiting for the axe......."

[Name removed]

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[stevedeshazer]

14. My pants are too long for my shiny shoes

[Double T]

15. 'I've been a bad boy and now they are going to dropkick my ass.......

out of here'.

[flyarm]

16. IGNUT!!..eom

[Name removed]

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[Sydnie]

19. I'm not going to sit in the time out chair and you can't make me.

What a personification of short man syndrome he is.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

27. Too funny!

I swear I didn't read your post before posting, but it was about the same thing~ short man syndrome. Same could be said for Rummy.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

21. Don't blame me, I have short man syndrome.

It'd be great to see a pic of him between 6'8"Comey and 6'6"Fitz.
No insult to short men world-wide intended.

[Marrak]

22. "Oh phuck! I just swallowed...

the carnary! ULP! ULPP! ULPPP!!! :nopity:
:hurts: :hurts: :hurts:
:nuke:

[Gregorian]

23. Pardon me.

[Atman]

24. As I posted a couple of weeks ago...

Seriously, does this man look like he has the gravitas to stand up to ANYONE? Looking at him speak at the hearings, seeing his whole persona and body language, can you even imagine this milquetoast little twerp standing up to Bush or Cheney for one second? He's got "yes man" written all over him. Could it be any more obvious why he has the job he has?

.

[lonestarnot]

37. You've got him pegged about right, but he's making something off the deal.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. "Just wait here Alberto, the bus will be along soon."

Meh heheh heh.

Alberto's toast. Heh.

I like toast.

[SoCalDem]

30. Tex-Mex Toast

[racaulk]

26. From facial expression: "I need to wipe my ass. This flag here should do the trick." n/t

[SoCalDem]

29. "Let me show you something in a 44 short"

[Ilsa]

31. (Huh. I thought horned toads were extinct. I guess the last one

migrated to DC.)

[lonestarnot]

38. Now wait a second... I love horned toads and he ain't no horned toad.

[NastyRiffraff]

32. "Damn! I just peed in my pants"

[SeattleGirl]

33. "I haver go pee."

(As my nephew used to say......)

[kirby]

35. I cannot recall where I put my car keys...

[Rosemary2205]

36. Has anyone seen my smirk? nt

[nadine_mn]

39. "The cheese stands alone...

the cheese stands alone
Hi-ho the derry-o
The cheese stands alone"

:applause:

[piesRsquare]

40. LOL!

Thanks for the laughs!

DUers come up with the best captions! :rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

41. Where's Gonzo? All I see is a ham and a flag...

:shrug: