What is your favorite Nickname for Alberto Gonzales?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

One of these? Or do you have your own favorite?

[Junkdrawer]

1. My boy is partial to "Speedy"... n/t

[Ilsa]

7. I think that's what his wife calls him. nt

[Rosemary2205]

16. My husband calls him "speedy" too. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

2. "Shifty" nt

[doc03]

3. Bushel head

[AzDar]

4. Renfield. "I'm coming Maaahster"...

[EFerrari]

56. LOL!

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Seedy Gonzales

[Seabiscuit]

49. I LIKE that. I remember "Speedy".

[bamacrat]

6. How about Mr. Forgoto.

[Ilsa]

12. IIIIIIIIIIIII LIKE-IT !!!!! nt

[Xipe Totec]

13. That's a keeper!

:rofl:

You owe me a monitor...






... and a beer :beer:

[Xipe Totec]

8. Toadius Maximus nt

[tblue]

9. Alzheimo Gonzales

[Viva_La_Revolution]

18. now THAT'S FUNNY!

:rofl:


It doesn't translate to the spoken word easily though. :(

[pinto]

10. Other. "Consigliari".

[FVZA_Colonel]

50. I'll second that.

He never was more then a hatchetman, and now that is becoming clear even to Republicans.

[baldguy]

11. I only give nicknames to people I'm fond of.

[David Zephyr]

14. A DU'er coined the name "Abu Gonzales" quite a while back.

I wish I could remember who so they could have their credit.

[TahitiNut]

24. That's my recollection as well. I remember it as "Abu Gonzo" and it stuck.

Equating that sleazy enabler and kisser-of-autocrat-asses to Abu Ghraib is poetic justice, imho.

[David Zephyr]

60. A big public "hello" to TahitiNut!

:hi:

[Gato Moteado]

15. human garbage

nt

[Viva_La_Revolution]

19. oh, ouch!

:thumbsup:

[Blackhatjack]

17. Think about what happened to Fredo in the Godfather ... could be appropriate n/t

[Viva_La_Revolution]

25. Considering Comey's recent testimony

about his acts at the hospital with Ashcroft... you may be right!

[Captain Hilts]

20. Fredo was such a loser in The Godfather. What an insult to give anyone that nickname! Love it!

It shows how ignorant of popular culture the president is, OR how insensitive he is.

[TahitiNut]

21. I've felt "Abu Gonzo" best portrays his abject disdain for human rights and civil liberties.

I first saw that on DU a couple of months ago, and it's a perfect fit, imho.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

22. How Bout Jackpot?

Cause I think we've hit the jackpot with that fucker.

[Marrak]

23. Speedy "Dry Hump the Constitution & Ashcroft ...

With Card cojoined to my hip in a hospitial room! With the FBI looking over my shoulder" Gonzales (nah...it's kinda too long?)

[Merlot]

26. Gosh, I can't remember which is my favorite nickname...

Wait, that's it..."i can't remember."

[Nimrod2005]

27. I call him Alberto Abu Ghraib Gonzales

[OffWithTheirHeads]

28. Gonzoreaha.

Of course, that's just my take on it. I'm also partial to Connilingus Rice.

[solara]

29. I just call him "Traitor"

INVESTIGATE IMPEACH INDICT IMPRECATE INCARCERATE :banghead:

[conscious evolution]

57. same here

Cause that is what he is.

[pansypoo53219]

30. i think it was me using Abu while blogging

(abu Ghraib) that started that one.
gonzo wasn't doing it for me. and speedy the mouse was my favorite mouse.

[TheCowsCameHome]

31. I like Al Gone

[Viva_La_Revolution]

32. nice twist!

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

33. "Sugar Pants"

Oh no, wait. That's my nickname for Viva.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

35. bad man! bad, bad, bad!

[Kurovski]

37. Oh, yeah

mama, that's the stuff.

[MiniMe]

34. I kind of like AG AG also - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales

[Robeson]

36. Rubber Stamp

[Californian Dreamer]

38. Amnesia Gonzales

"I don't recall" will be this mans most enduring legacy.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

40. Californian Dreamer

to DU!

[Californian Dreamer]

42. Thanks!

Actually I've been lurking since about September, so I've had a while to get used to the place and the things I learned here. I finally got to the point when I felt I had something I could contribute... so here I am!

I'll be around, so long as these tubes still flow. :hi:

[lpbk2713]

39. RoadRunner

Ever seen him exit a news conference?


MEEP-MEEP ..... ZOOOOM

[Secular Agent Man]

41. I had one for him, but I don't recall what it was. n/t

[Nikki Stone1]

53. lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[Canuckistanian]

43. AG^2

AG the AG.

[krispos42]

44. Gonzo!

Oh, and as an aside, if you type "Gonzo" into the Google Image Search, the first, the very very first image you get, is surprisingly disturbing and unrelated. Oh, and be warned, it's also adult homoerotic.

:scared:

<edit: wrong emoticon>

[ribrepin]

45. I'm partial to Shifty Gonzales

Has a certain descriptive ring to it. Speedy works too.

[Swamp Rat]

46. My very own...

[rasputin1952]

47. I've always been partial to a nominal..."shithead"

:D

[opihimoimoi]

48. Seedy Gonzales is fine w me

[NastyRiffraff]

51. Voted for "Gonzo" since

"shithead" wasn't among the choices.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

52. Kick for the Saturday Crew Vote

[Richard Steele]

54. As a FAVORITE, my sweetie suggests "Former Attorney General".

I gotta agree with her- I like it.

[EFerrari]

55. Other: I call him Torquemada but "Fredo" is also attractive.

:evilgrin:

[Robbien]

58. I call him Abu G, but if Randi wants to spell out the entire last name

and make it longer to say, that just extends the torture so that is all right with me.

[Poiuyt]

59. Mini-Me

[tiptoe]

61. "Torture Boy"

[Brigid]

62. Gonzo.

I first heard this one on KO's "Countdown." I think it's perfect.

[jannyk]

63. 'Lying Piece of Shit' is a particular favorite of mine!! nt