Christine O'Donnell's Dream of a Boink-free America

[marmar]

from HuffPost:



....(snip)....


NIES: I tell them to be careful. You have to wear a condom. You have to protect yourself when you're going to have sex, because they're having it anyway...There's nothing that you or me can do about it.


O'DONNELL: The sad reality is -- yes, there is something you can do about it. And the sad reality, to tell them slap on a condom is not --

NIES: You're going to stop the whole country from having sex?

O'DONNELL: Yeah. Yeah!

NIES: You're living on a prayer if you think that's going to happen.

O'DONNELL: That's not true. I'm a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste. .........(more)

The complete piece and video are at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/24/christine-odonnell-will-s_n_738276.html

[bluestateguy]

1. And remember, no masturbating allowed either

If you think we are a nation of stress cases now, just imagine...

[derby378]

5. The reason for that, of course...

...is so that you can expend all of that built-up frustration killing non-white people overseas at the President's command.

[Solly Mack]

2. She's shtupid.

[Beartracks]

3. I'm voting for HER so we can get GOVT out of our LIVES!!

:sarcasm: <<<---- in case this is necessary.

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[MadMaddie]

12. ha..ha.. that's funny!

[IndianaJoe]

4. "I am a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste!"

What is she? A character out of Jane Austen? Who talks like that?

This woman is batso looney!

[woodsprite]

7. Maybe she meant "chased". n/t

[izquierdista]

9. Hysterical

From the good folks at Wikipedia:

In the Western world, until the seventeenth century, hysteria referred to a medical condition thought to be particular to women and caused by disturbances of the uterus (from the Greek ὑστέρα "hystera" = uterus). By the mid to late 19th century, hysteria (or sometimes female hysteria) came to refer to what is today generally considered to be sexual dysfunction.<2> Typical treatment was massage of the patient's genitalia by the physician and, later, by vibrators or water sprays to cause orgasm.<2>

more at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysteria

[IndianaJoe]

10. In her case, those 19th Century gynecologists may have

had it pegged right!

[rurallib]

16. She must have had sex and it was so bad that she wants to stop

all but approved positions for the married chritianist.
And he masturbation techniques must not be so good either.

[stevedeshazer]

6. All these Republican men dream about doing Pristine O, yet she is telling them she can't.

And they can't touch themselves when they watch her, because that's exactly what they're not supposed to do and then....they touch themselves and break out the Kleenex.



This is the funniest thing ever.

:rofl:

[sonomak]

8. Fuck that

errr

[Warren DeMontague]

11. ***

[jmowreader]

29. That's what I was thinking...

The problem is, she probably works in Pornosec. All the really priggish girls do.

[RainDog]

13. she sounds like someone with severe mental health issues

honestly - it is non of her fucking business what consenting adults choose to do, or with whom.

if she wants to remain "chaste," then more power to her. she's probably doing some guy a favor. however, her ideas sound like someone who has more in common with the Iranian mullahs than the American people.

[Kievan Rus]

14. Sarah Palin is a Rhodes Scholar compared to her

[Lucian]

15. I'm going to have premarital sex tonight just to piss her off.

[IndianaJoe]

19. Go for it, young dude! Go for it! n/t

[Lisa0825]

17. New pick-up line for liberals .....

"If we don't have sex Christine O'Donnell wins."

:rofl:

[tammywammy]

20. bwah

:spray:

[IndianaJoe]

22. Thanks! I'll try it out on my wife tonight! n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

18. It is not her... it is the dominionist movement

they believe this shit... now they are going public with this shit. Americans should be REALLY scared if these people EVER take power... American Taliban is exactly the right term.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominion_Theology

[Canuckistanian]

21. "slap on a condom"

Er, it doesn't exactly work that way. It requires slow............methodical.......... attention.

Or at least it SEEMS that way.

[Matariki]

23. She either has psychological problems or hormonal problems.

[Lisa0825]

25. or both. nt

[foxfeet]

24. She's like Jessica, the ever-virgin vampire on "True Blood,"

whose hymen regrows each time she has sex, thanks to the miraculous self-healing powers of vampires. Except Jessica is a lot more fun (and smarter).

[opihimoimoi]

26. Her Reality Reading is abysmally low...that of toad level....

[MrScorpio]

27. She's anti-sex...

It's unnatural.

[county worker]

28. Does anyone really think she doesn't give herself an orgasm once in a while?

Of course she can't spill any seed on the ground so maybe it's ok. Maybe she wears gloves so she really isn't touching herself.