Why Christine O'Donnell is going to be tough to beat

[soupkitchen]

She has the witch vote
She has the DelaWare wolves vote
She has the intellectual zombies vote
She has the monkeys who haven't evolved in human being by Election Day vote
She has the Cloned White Mice with Human Brains vote
She has the Vestal Virgin (and regenerated virginity) vote

And she has the support of one deep pockets corporate sponsor: Chaste Manhattan Bank

[Mz Pip]

1. Delaware sure is home

to a lot of strange characters. And I thought Claifornia was weird. ;-)

[toddwv]

13. Don't forget

That she'll get the 100% of the votes of the 4 people from Delaware who have never masturbated or had sex. Not like it matters though because they never leave the house anyways...

[Cirque du So-What]

2. Helluva constituency!

Amazing that she was able to gather those disparate groups under one big umbrella.

[RobertBlue]

3. Lol!

[COLGATE4]

4. But she lost the Chicken Chokers and Weasel Waxers of Americ

vote for sure.

[Xipe Totec]

5. Howard Wolowitz will definitely not support O'Donnell nt

[nevergiveup]

6. The real question is

How will closeted masturbators vote? They could be the deciders.

edit for spelling of "masturbators"

[Davis_X_Machina]

7. She'll lose by 13-14%

Chase by itself isn't going to move the needle.

It's a small state.

She already has 100% name recognition.
You, or someone you know has met her, and knows she's mad.
You, or someone you know, knows Chris Coons, and knows he's sane.
There's no votes to be had from people who don't know her.
Media buys don't move votes once you've reached that point.
Castle's career was based on being a reverse-Blue Dog, not a real Republican.
And at the end of the day, Delaware's a blue state. It went 60-40 for Obama/Biden.

She's not getting into the Senate, for the same reasons why we can't get Snowe or Collins out.

[littlewolf]

8. Collins and / or Snowe may move over .....

[Davis_X_Machina]

12. Independent, or retired.

They will never change parties.

[Historic NY]

9. ..She has the stupid vote & loses the master-baiters...LOL.

[woo me with science]

10. Nah, I don't buy it.

Masturbation is way too popular.

[opihimoimoi]

11. She gonna get her witchy ass creamed

[Martin Eden]

14. Why Christine O'Donnell will be EASY to beat

EVERYONE has masturbated at one time or another, and enjoyed it.
O'Donnell will be beat by the beat-off vote. :smoke:

"The first time I had sex, I was terrified -- I was all alone!"
- Rodney Dangerfield

[saltpoint]

15. I think she likely never had the "witch vote" to begin

with, and has even less of it now having mangled Wiccan practice with whatever she was babbling about on Bill Maher's video clip.

There are likely some deep-pocket fat cats willing to send money her way, but I'm expecting Delaware voters to reject Christine, yet again, in very significant numbers.