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Sat Sep-25-10 10:42 AM
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Why Christine O'Donnell is going to be tough to beat |
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She has the witch vote She has the DelaWare wolves vote She has the intellectual zombies vote She has the monkeys who haven't evolved in human being by Election Day vote She has the Cloned White Mice with Human Brains vote She has the Vestal Virgin (and regenerated virginity) vote
And she has the support of one deep pockets corporate sponsor: Chaste Manhattan Bank
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Sat Sep-25-10 10:45 AM
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to a lot of strange characters. And I thought Claifornia was weird. ;-)
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Sat Sep-25-10 12:08 PM
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That she'll get the 100% of the votes of the 4 people from Delaware who have never masturbated or had sex. Not like it matters though because they never leave the house anyways...
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Sat Sep-25-10 10:46 AM
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Amazing that she was able to gather those disparate groups under one big umbrella.
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Sat Sep-25-10 10:54 AM
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:03 AM
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4. But she lost the Chicken Chokers and Weasel Waxers of Americ |
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:08 AM
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5. Howard Wolowitz will definitely not support O'Donnell nt |
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:11 AM
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How will closeted masturbators vote? They could be the deciders.
edit for spelling of "masturbators"
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:14 AM
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Chase by itself isn't going to move the needle.
It's a small state.
She already has 100% name recognition. You, or someone you know has met her, and knows she's mad. You, or someone you know, knows Chris Coons, and knows he's sane. There's no votes to be had from people who don't know her. Media buys don't move votes once you've reached that point. Castle's career was based on being a reverse-Blue Dog, not a real Republican. And at the end of the day, Delaware's a blue state. It went 60-40 for Obama/Biden.
She's not getting into the Senate, for the same reasons why we can't get Snowe or Collins out.
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:21 AM
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8. Collins and / or Snowe may move over ..... |
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:52 AM
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12. Independent, or retired. |
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They will never change parties.
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:36 AM
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9. ..She has the stupid vote & loses the master-baiters...LOL. |
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Edited on Sat Sep-25-10 11:36 AM by Historic NY
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:38 AM
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Masturbation is way too popular.
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:46 AM
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11. She gonna get her witchy ass creamed |
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Sat Sep-25-10 02:43 PM
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14. Why Christine O'Donnell will be EASY to beat |
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EVERYONE has masturbated at one time or another, and enjoyed it. O'Donnell will be beat by the beat-off vote. :smoke:
"The first time I had sex, I was terrified -- I was all alone!" - Rodney Dangerfield
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Sat Sep-25-10 06:27 PM
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15. I think she likely never had the "witch vote" to begin |
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with, and has even less of it now having mangled Wiccan practice with whatever she was babbling about on Bill Maher's video clip.
There are likely some deep-pocket fat cats willing to send money her way, but I'm expecting Delaware voters to reject Christine, yet again, in very significant numbers.
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