Sincere explanation requested: Why *isn't* HEFNER considered a polygamist??!!1 n/t

[UTUSN]

[fooj]

1. He isn't married.

[UTUSN]

2. Umm. O.K. That's an answer. n/t

[fooj]

5. Sorry. Didn't mean to come off that way...

:hi:

[rurallib]

3. exactamundo!

gotta have some rings to be a polygamist. Can live with a sorority as long as you only marry one or less.

[karlrschneider]

4. I have a friend who was a philomonodipolythermogamist.

He loved one too many hot women.

:rofl:

[Orangepeel]

6. it isn't illegal to sleep with more than one person at a time*

it isn't even illegal to financially support one person at a time. It's just illegal to marry them all. :shrug:

*I believe, although I am not sure, I heard an interview with his three girlfriends that included the information that they don't actually have sex with Hef. Since he's something like 103, I wouldn't be surprised

[UTUSN]

7. Apropos of nothing, one of them wants to be a MARRIED LADY (to him) n/t

[karlrschneider]

8. His prenups are probably prohibitively pernicious.

:D

[Orangepeel]

9. Are they going to play rock paper sissors?

or maybe draw straws? They could take turns, with him marrying and divorcing once a year (although I'm not sure Hef would last long enough for all of them). It could be kind of like a version of hot potato, with whomever is legally bound when he croaks gets his money.

[Rosemary2205]

10. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have group sex in Georgia.

They don't enforce it, but I think it's technically illegal.


ooops sorry, dear sister says all unmarried sex is illegal in georgia in addition to some sexual practices being illegal even between married adults........

[tridim]

11. Because he's a playboy. nt

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

12. Yes. Cause Definitions Matter.

[WillyT]

13. If You Were Hugh Hefner, Would YOU Want To Get Married ???

:hide::evilgrin::hide:

[EFerrari]

14. Because few people consider him at all?

lol

[soothsayer]

15. hpw about liz taylor? serial polygamist