Meet "TEX Sensenbrenner"

[UTUSN]

He is a rabid Member-of-the-House. Especially on the "immigration" issue. I wonder why he hasn't moved up to Senator? Possible lack of mental-genes?

Anyway. So he HATES being called "TEX". It don't have nothing to do with "Texas". It's because he's the heir to the KOTEX fortune.

For flamers who will HATE me, I am NOT making fun of KOTEX. I am attempting to despiculize my enemy-wingnuts.

O.K., that being cleared up. When I informed my local pet wingnut of this, he replied:


"IF I was heir to a fortune built on feminine hygiene products, you could call me anything you want because I would probably be living somewhere I couldn’t hear it."



Sames as what Shrub says about how History will judge him: "I'll be dead, so who cares."

[Jackpine Radical]

1. The Representative from East Pustulence, WI

ain't likely to make Senator anytime soon. That particular aberrant blimp couldn't get elected in any district of WI other than the one he has become lodged in. He'd have to take on Russ Feingold in 2010 or Herb Kohl in 2012, and ain't either of those guys likely to lose to the Kotex Kid.

[UTUSN]

2. What, fantastic FORTUNE don't count? Good to hear!!1 n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

3. He ain't gonna out-bux Herb Kohl.

And even wingnuts in WI vote for Feingold because they like his cheeseheaded contrariness.

[Vogon_Glory]

4. K-T Would Suit Sensenbrenner Better

Although I suspect that Sensenbrenner would fit in with the local GOPsters all too well, I don't think that "Tex" really suits him. K-T might be a more appropriate nickname guaranteed to pull his string.

:evilgrin: