Pimp O'Keefe 'punk' on CNN reporter Abbie Boudreau blows up in his face

[BurtWorm]

Oh, how the twerpy have fallen! :patriot:


http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/09/ambush_filmmaker_okeefe_tried_to_punk_seduce_cnn_r.php



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When she arrived at his house in Maryland, she was approached by Izzy Santa, the executive director of Project Veritas, O'Keefe's investigative journalism project. Santa told Boudreau that O'Keefe actually wanted to meet with the reporter on his boat, which he had set up into a "pleasure palace," where he would try to seduce her in front of hidden cameras.

Boudreau left.

CNN then obtained emails and a 13-page document outlining the plan. The plan, which Santa confirmed was real, had a list of "props," including a "condom jar," "dildos," sexy music (like Alicia Keys, as Marvin Gaye was dubbed "too cliche") and a camera on a tripod, which the filmmakers dubbed "an obvious sex tape machine."

There's also a script O'Keefe was supposed to read on camera before meeting with Boudreau.

"I've decided to have a little fun," reads the script. "Instead of giving her a serious interview, I'm going to punk CNN. Abbie has been trying to seduce me to use me, in order to spin a lie about me. So, I'm going to seduce her, on camera, to use her for a video. This bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five will get a taste of her own medicine, she'll get seduced on camera and you'll get to see the awkwardness and the aftermath."

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[Fumesucker]

1. Whitebread ferret faced punk..

And I'm about as whitebread as you can get. :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

2. and yet, he just looks like a skinhead with a little hair..

why does he have such a high opinion of himself? I guess the pimp costume from Acorn & a script led him to believe that he was a hottie:puke:

[Matariki]

3. Wonder how CNN got the emails?

Maybe one of these mental giants accidentally cc'd them?

[Lochloosa]

15. Look what I found....

[MilesColtrane]

4. That boy ain't right.

[KingFlorez]

5. Seriously?

This man must be taking the piss, no way he actually believed anyone would try to seduce him. What a sick fantasy.

[madmax]

8. So it's snarky

and terrible and all that jazz but, he's uglier than a dog's ass.

on edit: an apology to my dog's ass. :evilgrin:

[whathehell]

35. Good one! n/t

[pipi_k]

46. Oh come on....I know at least one individual who would like to seduce him...

[LeftinOH]

6. He's old enough now to start considering a political run (for something); he's the

perfect Teabag candidate, and he has a surplus of conservative credentials to his name already. Of course, being a creepy no-talent deceitful ferret-faced little shit are the ideal conservative credentials.

[BurtWorm]

7. Not least of which is being an incompetent, imbecilic fuck up.

Baggers eat that shit up!

:applause:

[emulatorloo]

9. Link to CNN story about it here. Bizarre! Note the wingnut comments

Fake pimp from ACORN videos tries to 'punk' CNN correspondent
By Scott Zamost, CNN Special Investigations Unithttp://www.cnn.com/2010/US/09/29/okeefe.cnn.prank/?hpt=T2

Wingnut claim this was a conspiracy by CNN. LOL.

[emulatorloo]

10. P.S. One more vote needed to get this on the "GREATEST" page where it belongs.

[jaysunb]

11. Why isn't this guy in jail ?

Didn't he get caught doing something criminal not long ago ? :shrug:

[golddigger]

12. Is it just me or does that face look like a cross

between Tim McVeigh and Lee harvey Oswald?

[Lisa0825]

17. YES!!! nt

[47of74]

47. YES.

[Botany]

13. Right James .... like you would have a chance to "smooth talk" her

Way out of your league Mr. O'Keefe.

If that boy keeps this crap up he is gonna get his ass kicked.

[JBoy]

14. Let me get this straight. His plan was for HIM to seduce HER?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[peekaloo]

19. well

he is ALL dick.




:rofl:

[emulatorloo]

20. Then why did he need the dildos?

Seriously, did he really think the reporter was so stupid?

[peekaloo]

24. that's his posse! nt

[KansDem]

21. Yeah, he was going to put on his Alan Rickman disguise...

BEFORE


AFTER

[prolesunited]

23. I really wonder if she wouldn't have ended up drugged

if she had stayed. I would not put it past this creep.

I would love it if Ashton Kutcher came up with some elaborate plan to make him look like an even bigger idiot.

[blondeatlast]

50. a very real possiblility, in my opinion. He's deluded and damn near dangerous. nt

[Botany]

26. Well somebody has already "fixed" his nose

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15870/images/James_O%27Keefe,_AP.jpg


BTW i would love 5 minutes w/ Mr. O'Keefe to have a chat ..... he can bring along Jim Demint too

[PopSixSquish]

16. The Only Woman This Guy Could Seduce is Made of Latex

and can be his for three installment payments of $195.99...


Asshole.

[emulatorloo]

22. You underestimate the seductive power of champagne, dildos and a condom jar

:rofl:

[BurtWorm]

33. What woman doesn't swoon at the sight of condoms in a jar, especially while Alicia Keyes is playing?

:eyes:

[47of74]

48. Actually I'm not sure the blow up dolls would want anything to do with him

[no limit]

18. Yup, clearly the best way to seduce women is to show them your dildo collection

[K8-EEE]

31. RIGHT???

It sounded more like a date rape scheme than anything "seductive."

[Bunny]

25. Why did Santa tip off Boudreau?

What was her motivation? And really - "This bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five"?? Is there a bigger cliche he could have found?


This little knob really thinks he's the shit, doesn't he? What. A. Loser.

[BurtWorm]

27. Because she's been a good little girl this year?

:shrug:

[Bunny]

28. Hope she gives O'Keefe a lump of coal.

[SidDithers]

37. "Bubble headed bleach blonde who comes on at five"...

is a line from a Don Henley's Dirty Laundry.

Which only confirms my opinion of O'Keefe. Not only is he an idiot, he's got bad taste in music too. :)

Sid

[Bunny]

39. Yes I'm familiar with the song.

[SidDithers]

42. My apologies....nt

:hi:

Sid

[UTUSN]

29. K&R #11 Why do they keep calling him "YOUNG" conservative instead of

"Butt-ugly weasel face who's never gotten laid Conservative"?!1


Plus, his unconsciously self-revealing, "hypocrisy in CNN using the inherent sexuality of these women to sell viewers and for ratings, passing up more esteemed and respectable journalists who aren't bubble-headed bleach blondes and keep the focus on CNN." Uh, like Faux doesn't use bubble-headed sexpots, but of course THEIR curtains match the carpet!1

[BurtWorm]

30. Because he looks like he's 8.

And acts like he's 3.

[Uzybone]

32. Seriously ....that fuck head planned to seduce her?

hahahahahahaha!

[alcibiades_mystery]

34. I think we know what James O'Keefe was watching this weekend

[The Backlash Cometh]

36. Do you all get the impression that this guy needs professional help?

It's like the GOP has provided him an opportunity to live out his fantasies.

[Bragi]

40. I don't think he's all there

He should be helped, and then the question asked: why do we even know who he is?

[blondeatlast]

51. I think he needs a stint in lockup for sexual assault. I hear there's therapy available there. nt

[Jamastiene]

38. That sick bastard actually thought that would work?

I don't know whether to :rofl: or :nuke:

It sounds like he was going to date rape her. I can't imagine any of that bullshit in his "plan" working on any self respecting woman. That much is for sure.

[eShirl]

41. the only way this would have worked was if he slipped her some roofies

nah, I'm sure he's above that

[onehandle]

43. Sick fuck. nt

[mitchum]

44. They forgot to mention the Rohypnol

[Brickbat]

45. Reading that script is completely bizarre. It doesn't make sense at all.

She's trying to seduce O'Keefe? And he'll punk her by seducing her? Is this guy totally desperate, or what? This is BIZARRE.

[tanyev]

49. Somebody identified too strongly with the Scooby-Doo villains in his formative years.

"Mommy, why is the Scooby gang so mean to people with really cool business plans?" :cry:

[spanone]

52. he's a sick little shit.

[Rex]

53. This is the fantasy life of a typical a-list Karl Rove buttmunch.

See how completely lost in delirium they are? This is why they are so dangerous to America - their lost sense of reality. Seduced in a web of lies and denial sounds more like this goofs problem, welcome to the face of young Repukes. Same as the idiot losers of old.

[Radical Activist]

54. Did CNN ever apologize for their ACORN coverage?

Now would be a good time.