Jack Van Impe Just Said Obama is.....

[rsmith6621]

......going to negotiate a peace treaty with the Palestinians and Jews and then Jesus will come back.... I am so excited... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :headbang:


....oh and by the way Jack will tell you all the details for $24.95

[msanthrope]

1. Was Rexella there? 'Cause she makes the show....n/t

[rsmith6621]

2. Yep Cake face was there too

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Bahahaha

Cake face?? :rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. Ooooooh, my sweet Rexella...

:rofl:

[A HERETIC I AM]

15. Yanno, I bet Rexella was somethin' before electricity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsQ0LX4LZ6c

[smalll]

18. Come on people, she's a total GILF --

(grandmother etc. etc. etc.)

[Radical Activist]

3. What's the story on this guy?

He comes on late at night in my town all the time. There's almost nothing out there about him.

[msanthrope]

4. He's better than Comedy Central. Just watch that late night show for 15

minutes and you know how to prank the "Rapture Ready" message forum.

[Mnpaul]

16. He can be quite funny at times

He can take any newspaper headline and point out where it was foretold in the bible

[saltpoint]

6. I think Jesus should refuse to return until we have

high-speed rail.

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

10. That's a good point.

Not that I would need it to get around, but if I'm going to have a Millenial reign with everyone living in peace & harmony, then a proper mass transit system is a must.

Send the President an e mail and tell him I said so. :)

[msanthrope]

11. I thought you could just appear in a bush, or a dream, and tell him yourself. n/t

[madrchsod]

8. i`ve watched this guy since the early 70`s and .....

this is sort of a break through.....at least he did`t say all the jews who did`t covert would die

by the way his wife must be ,well i best not say, without her makeup on..

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

9. Jack is full of shit

You can take My word for that.

And no, Obama is not the AntiMe either, which is really what Jack was implying there.

[msanthrope]

12. Can you smite him? n/t

[mitchtv]

13. I always thought "Imp"

was one of Lucifer's
names. This name is too close

[spanone]

14. jackie boy, preying on folks spiritual karma is bad shit..

[Touchdown]

17. Wow! Jack that's amazing! Imagine Jeebus coming back in our lifetime!