Lord Jesus Christ cast out of Belchertown library for bad behavior

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Belchertown artist Lord Jesus Christ III displays the no-trespass order issued recently by the Clapp Memorial Library Board of Trustees. The order warns he will be arrested if he sets foot in the public library

BELCHERTOWN - The Clapp Memorial Library has taken the unusual step of banning local artist Lord Jesus Christ III from the public facility in response to what they called recurring bad behavior.
The Sept. 8 order issued by the Library Board of Trustees warns Jesus Christ will be subject to criminal charges if he appears in the library again.
Jesus Christ said Tuesday he has contacted a lawyer and is planning to sue the public library for discrimination.

Interviewed in his apartment, which is less than a half-mile away from the town library, Jesus Christ said that all he can conclude is he is being targeted by the library because of who he is.

“I’m black, I’m transsexual and my name is Lord Jesus Christ,” he said.

http://blog.masslive.com/breakingnews/print.html?entry=/2010/09/lord_jesus_christ_cast_out_of.html

[TexasObserver]

1. I wondered what happened to Earl Monroe.

[peekaloo]

2. Well it only makes sense that a town with a Clap(p) Memorial would ban

Jebus!

I misread the bold line incorrectly. i thought it meant Jebus was a republican but it's the reporter's paper.

[Bunny]

3. Does anyone else find the addition of 'III' to Lord Jesus Christ's name hilarious?

It's the perfect finishing touch to a great name and it's cracking me up. It would've been even funnier if he'd added 'H.' as his middle initial. :rofl: