unOFFICIAL DU Survey

[Renew Deal]

Welcome to the 2010 Annual unOFFICIAL DU Survey.

All questions must be answered in full by all members. Non-compliance will lead to tombstoning

Do you smoke?

How many cats do you own?

Name three things you have in common with Skinner:

Are you circumcised? (Men Only)

Did you breast feed your children? (Women Only)

Would you eat the KFC Doubledown?

Name three DUers you would like to see tombstoned:

Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama or Hugo Chavez

Discuss what you like about DU in 100 words or less.

Thank you for your cooperation!

[JuniperLea]

1. "Name three DUers..."

Maybe you should remove this one... that's asking for a call out, which is against the rules.

[Renew Deal]

2. You're right

I should change it to Name 5. :evilgrin:

[Kali]

4. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[ThatsMyBarack]

20. Glad I didn't answer that one, then!

:D

[mikelgb]

21. alright wiseguy you're on the list!

[JuniperLea]

23. LOL!

I keep waiting for my name to pop up in that way:D

[NeedleCast]

3. I'll be your huckleberry

Do you smoke? No, but I support anyone's right to do so

How many cats do you own? 0

Name three things you have in common with Skinner: Handle contains an S. Wear glasses. I had a blog too.

Are you circumcised? (Men Only) Yes

Did you breast feed your children? (Women Only)

Would you eat the KFC Doubledown? Have and would do so again

Name three DUers you would like to see tombstoned: Most of the DU'ers I'd like to see tombstoned have been

Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama or Hugo Chavez Obama, by a lot

Discuss why you like about DU in 100 words or less. I enjoy the perpetual outrage

[sharp_stick]

5. What if I can't think of three

to tombstone can I just put down "Renew Deal" three times and have it count?

I'm having difficulty due to the fact that I wasn't breast fed after being circumcised as an infant. That and all the thimerisol in my vaccines has really stunted my ability to think clearly.

;-) :evilgrin:

[Poll_Blind]

6. It's "Who do you consider a better head of state? Ahmadinejad or Hugo Chavez"

I want you tombstoned for that error. And preferably forcibly un-circumcised directly prior to it. If you are a woman, breast feeding a pit bull in the Olive Garden shall be your punishment.

:silly:

PB

[XemaSab]

7. Here:

Do you smoke? No.

How many cats do you own? None.

Name three things you have in common with Skinner: I detest pork rinds, I rarely floss, and I have no interest in visiting Mt. Rushmore.

Are you circumcised? (Men Only)

Did you breast feed your children? (Women Only): I don't have kids.

Would you eat the KFC Doubledown? NO!

Name three DUers you would like to see tombstoned: Name Removed, Ignored, and Renew Deal.

Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama or Hugo Chavez Yes.

Discuss what you like about DU in 100 words or less. It gives me an opportunity to practice being a wiseass.

Thank you for your cooperation!

[Vickers]

8. OK, I'll play...

No.

None.

Sculpted abs, 7th Level Sudoku Master, and former-breakdancer.

Yes.

N/A

No.

Just can all the douchebags on my Ignore list.

Obama.

The wine-tastings and clothing-optional hot tub.

[left is right]

12. How long do you have to be a member to be invited to

the wine-tasting and hot tub socials?

[tkmorris]

9. I'll play

Do you smoke?

Sadly, yes I do

How many cats do you own?

2

Name three things you have in common with Skinner:

Don't know the man but... I assume we are both bipedal. I believe we both wear glasses, and we both are Democrats

Are you circumcised? (Men Only)

Yep. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Did you breast feed your children? (Women Only)

Not directed at me, but I do want to say that I am strongly in favor of doing so. Nature made women capable of making their own baby food, why would we want to mess with that?

Would you eat the KFC Doubledown?

Not on a bet

Name three DUers you would like to see tombstoned:

Skinner, Elad, and EarlG. I'm kidding! You know we can't answer this one

Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama or Hugo Chavez

Depends on which state. Chavez makes a better President for Venezuela than Obama would, and the same is true of Obama here.

Discuss what you like about DU in 100 words or less.

I'm gonna skip this one for now. Just lately DU has made me sad more than happy but I don't want to whine about it and pine for the "good old days" so let's just leave it at that

[Arkana]

10. Er, ok

(NOTE: EVERYTHING POSTED FROM HERE TILL THE END OF THIS MESSAGE IS BITTERLY SARCASTIC HUMOR. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TAKE ANY OF THE CONTENTS OF THIS POST SERIOUSLY. THEY MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. SERIOUSLY. I THINK ONE GUY TURNED INTO A LEMUR.)

No. I don't smoke.

I own 30 cats, all of them with three legs.

Three things I have in common with Skinner: I have a Y chromosome, I'm a liberal, and I'm really depressed that Republicans are going to claim a mandate for governing in November no matter what happens.

I have a synthetic dong, so no circumcision needed.

I have eaten the KFC Double Down. It tasted like sunshine dust. Bite me, PETA.

Three DUers I want to get the granite cookie: ALL OF YOU. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO GET BANNED SO I CAN HAVE DU TO MYSELF.

Clearly Hugo Chavez. He gets to lock up his political enemies and control the media.

I like the fact that DU sends me free hamburgers every time I bring them a new member.

[Saturday]

11. In no particular order.....

No, Obama, some of you are so witty you make me laugh, None, Yes, Our names begin with S and that's all, I might split one with someone, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.

[Shell Beau]

13. Allrighty then

I used to smoke

No cats. I have dogs and fishies. I have had cats before though.

We are both human, we both have children, and we both post on DU.

Yes, I breastfed.

No comment. :evilgrin:

I'd take one bite.

Duh

I've become friends with some awesome people, I would have otherwise never known, through DU.

[pgodbold]

14. OMG all the men on DU are circumcised including me. It's a damn plot!

[JNelson6563]

15. Let's see.....

Do you smoke?

Yes but I'm working on it.

How many cats do you own?

One but she belongs to my daughter who is staying with us temporarily.

Name three things you have in common with Skinner:

Parenthood, Democrats, both members of the Hello Kitty fan club.

Did you breast feed your children? (Women Only)

Yes but, thankfully, not at the same time.

Would you eat the KFC Doubledown?

No thank you.

Name three DUers you would like to see tombstoned:

iamanasshole, demsuck & littletrolliefoofoo

Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama or Hugo Chavez

Obama.

Discuss what you like about DU in 100 words or less.

I like the awesome people who are here (you know who you are), the wicked humor and all the stuff I can learn.


Julie

[mopinko]

16. why is 4 men only?

[TriMera]

25. Ummm...ouch!? n/t

[uppityperson]

27. why is 5 women only?

[L0oniX]

17. Gathering info again ...agent Mike?

Do you smoke?

Only after sex

How many cats do you own?

2 ... unfortunately.

Name three things you have in common with Skinner:

We're both on the internet, both male, and we have 4 of the same letters in our names

Did you breast feed your children? (Women Only)

What children?

Would you eat the KFC Doubledown?

I'd rather eat axle grease

Name three DUers you would like to see tombstoned:

Asscarrot, Asshat and repuke

Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama or Hugo Chavez

Bozo

Discuss what you like about DU in 100 words or less.

[mikelgb]

18. Is this the census again, well ok...

Do you smoke?
-No, and yes.
How many cats do you own?
-0, they own me
Name three things you have in common with Skinner:
- DU member, Voted for Obama, Our nicks are the same length!
Are you circumcised? (Men Only)
-No, I suffer from MALE GENITAL MUTILATION!
Did you breast feed your children? (Women Only)
-
Would you eat the KFC Doubledown?
-For a dare/bet.
Name three DUers you would like to see tombstoned:
-Skinner, Elad, EarlG :hide:
Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama or Hugo Chavez
-Hugo Chavez (gasp) Obama is a Better Leader of the Free World (or head of States)
Discuss what you like about DU in 100 words or less.
-Done. Was I supposed to record it?
Thank you for your cooperation!
-You're Welcome!

[ThatsMyBarack]

19. Here goes:

Do you smoke? NO

How many cats do you own? 2

Would you eat the KFC Doubledown? HELL, FUCKING NO!

Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama

Discuss what you like about DU in 100 words or less: Real news for real people.

[pleah]

22. mmmkay

yes

one, buried under the elderberry bush.

I can type, read and post

tried ;P

maybe

who, why and what

duh

reading, especially the fun threads. :D

[ProdigalJunkMail]

24. ok...

no smoke
you cannot 'own' a cat
letters S N E
yep
no doubledown, thanks
me myself and i
what a ridiculous question so i choose not to answer
this board allows for impromptu polls which lead to answers that are at best vague...and other stuff

[scarletwoman]

26. Oh what the hell...

Do you smoke? - Yes. (You did not specify the combustable substance to which your question applies.)

How many cats do you own? - None at this time, although many cats have owned me over the course of my life.

Name three things you have in common with Skinner: - My username starts with the letter 's', I have children, I post on DU.

Are you circumcised? (Men Only)

Did you breast feed your children? (Women Only) - With great pleasure.

Would you eat the KFC Doubledown? - Not ever, not even after "smoking".

Name three DUers you would like to see tombstoned: - OPERATIONMINDCRIME, Fire_Medic_Dave, and Captain Hilts. :evilgrin:

Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama or Hugo Chavez - Yes.

Discuss what you like about DU in 100 words or less. - Yes.

sw

[intaglio]

28. Errrrr

I does not smoke - I burn with a clear blue flame

2 but one is a blind 20yr old so no kittens for a while

Flesh, blood, hair - ok I lied about the hair

I do not read Men Only (any more)

I do not breast feed women because I am a man

No, because I prefer Smokey Joes Hungry Mans breakfast

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Meg Whitman - but you're going to have to sign them up

Bran the Blessed - little folklore reference there

The serious, high level discourse; the lockstep, on message support of der Fuhrer, uncle Joe and Kim Jung Il

[Jax]

29. bleachers7 YOU wanted to PURGE Dean supporters

after the '04 primaries.

You like your right wing white boy narrow "I got mine" so called Democratic Party.

You called for a purist purge.

YOU.

[pinboy3niner]

30. Okay:

1) 7
2) a
3) a
4) b
5) b
6) c
7) a
8) d
9) 4

Essay answer: The ambiance, silly! It has that je ne sais quoi...

There. Happy now? I don't know about you, but this personal disclosure crap makes me feel so...liberated! :)

[TexasObserver]

31. No. Zero. Male, business owner, Democrat. Yes. N/A. No. N/A. Obama.

I like the way I can turn DU off when it's annoying.

[Warren DeMontague]

32. Surveys are for **%&$*#@s.

Which is why I'll gladly answer:

1) No.

2) None, now.

3) Bipedal Carbon-Based Life Form, Father, Born in the 20th Century.

4) Yes.

5) Yes.

6) Honestly? No. But I would defend to the death your right to eat one.

7) Ha! Nice try.

8) Obama

9) The tranquility, the serenity, and the faint odor of nutmeg.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

33. hmmmm, let's see ...

Do you smoke? No

How many cats do you own? None, but there is one that owns me.

Name three things you have in common with Skinner: Love of Cuban cigars, fondness for Spam sandwiches, and we both own huge gas-guzzling SUVs.

Are you circumcised? Yes, but not by my own choosing.

Did you breast feed your children? (Women Only)

Would you eat the KFC Doubledown? Not only YES, but HELL YES. But only if Grovelbot's buying.

Name three DUers you would like to see tombstoned: tombstoned, ignored, zozosmom.

Who do you consider a better head of state? Obama or Hugo Chavez. Hugo's pretty good, but he's no Kenyan.

Discuss what you like about DU in 100 words or less. Teh Unrec. Love it. Best thing since pre-sliced Spam.