iS "Big Brother" WATCHING at DU

[Jeffersons Ghost]

Even more importantly, is the NSA, FBI or DHS disrupting your corner of the internet?

Get a grip, you're important and worth disrupting If you post at DU.

IT'S A WAR OF IDEAS!!!

[baldguy]

1. Not Big Brother. Agent Mike.

:hi:

Hi Agent Mike!

[Botany]

7. Please do not mention Agent Mike

[SoCalDem]

13. Yes.. Agent Mike was supposed to be off investigating "Plan X"

we cannot have him thinking we changed the plan:)

[NYC_SKP]

17. OK, Remember. We never had this conversation.

ixnay on the anx-play k?

:P

[SoCalDem]

20. to quote my wannabee would-be governatrix..

"you don't know me & I don't know you"..here's a burrito.. adios:rofl:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

19. please don't mention Plan X. It gives me PTSD

[dipsydoodle]

24. Well that better than it giving you GPS

They'd know where to find you.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

40. they already know where I am...

They implanted tracking devises in my body. that will teach me not to go into area 51 again

[flyarm]

42. Does everyone have their code ring charged and on? You will have approx 10 minutes

to retrieve your rings and go to your stations.

Agent Mike or his ringer contact will advise you of your mission.

Do not forget to turn your ring on or you will miss your assignment.

There are no excuses for missing your assignment.

Some of you will be sent on a dangerous mission.

Others will be back up.

Do not take a back up assignment lightly. If there is a failure on one of the dangerous assignments you will be sent in to complete the task!

In the time it took for me to advise you , you should all be in your assigned stations prepared to go forward in your missions.


Be mindful there will be attempts to thwart your assignment at every junction. Be foresight full enough to watch over your shoulders and guide yourself with the utmost of caution. Do everything at your disposal to expose and disarm your opponent, without making the disarmament obvious or noticeable.

There will be no pony's on this mission.

If you are handed a chess piece by a contact , that will be code, that mission is aborted.

God speed to all of you.

[unkachuck]

47. "Do not forget to turn your ring on or you will miss your assignment."

....yes sir; my instruction were, 'Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.'....I don't like Ovaltine....

[Jamastiene]

49. I love it. I'll drink it for you....

unless it is laced with something horrible. Have you pissed anyone off lately? I want to make sure. :P

[Tikki]

39. Here's the thing....Agent Mike might be more welcome here at DU than he...

is at a Tea Party Rally. Him being a Government employee
sucking off the Government teat and all.

He probably is aware of this by now and wonders what went wrong?!!!

Hi Agent Mike and Welcome to DU..:hi:


Tikki

[Ozymanithrax]

2. Let them disrupt...

It gives a geek a job.

[Pathwalker]

3. Yes, and his name is agent Mike. I thought everyone knew that already.

:rofl:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

6. the "microphone is on my NSA Tea Party T-shirt. Please speak clearly into my chest...

I got the T-shirt by turning you in for sedition.

[Pathwalker]

11. Oh, they've known about me since the 60's.

Only they probably remember why much better than I do. ;-) :rofl:

[JuniperLea]

16. They've known me since the late 80's...

The application for a security license is intense! Fingerprints... every address, every job over the past 15 years. I bet they don't ever toss those:P

[hfojvt]

4. I am afraid to wash my hair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY&ob=av3e

[Jeffersons Ghost]

18. great video, I loved it

[pinboy3niner]

5. If you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to fear

:sarcasm:

:scared:

:hide:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. I committed sedition many years ago. Now we need to organize

[Jeffersons Ghost]

21. I'm about to commit sedition soon

[DevonRex]

8. Big brother has been watching and listening for decades now.

Doesn't everybody know that? :shrug:

:tinfoilhat:

[Turborama]

10. Put down the bong... and step away from it....

Now, have a nice cold beer and take some deep breaths.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

41. I like bong hits better

[Turborama]

44. I'm only suggesting taking a break from it and having a soothing beer

I'm not advocating one over the other, it's just a nice antidote. ;-)

[JuniperLea]

12. Hi Agent Mike!

:hi:

No, I don't think so. Quit being so paranoid.

:P

[CreekDog]

14. Everyone should just post in Klingon, Big Bro won't understand it

Neither will I, but that won't degrade my experience.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

22. Bargon konchi pox WAA, Creekdog!

Hooo Hooo Hooo Hooo HOOO!

[CreekDog]

26. that's fine then

Klingon's are less ill tempered than most DUers anyway.

oh and better table manners too! :hide:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

36. Klingons are ill-tempered! lets post in Navajo

[BlancheSplanchnik]

50. ...

:P

[Jackpine Radical]

15. I've assumed since the 60's that there is a file on me somewhere.

I haven't let that assumption cause me to change my behavior.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

25. I wonder how thick my file is. I bet mine is bigger than yours

[Jackpine Radical]

29. Could well be.

I was pretty much just a face in the crowd during civil rights & antiwar stuff in the 60's & 70's, mostly in Madison.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

43. the FBI is watching you. You need to modernize and get the NSA after your ass

[socialist_n_TN]

30. Well I KNOW I got my pic taken during the

Moratorium demonstrations in '69 (or was that 70?) AND I know I got a call from an FBI agent in 1980 or so, so yeppers I'm pretty sure there's SOME sort of file on me somewhere. As Jackpine said, I haven't let it change my politics. I figure I'll just keep on keeping on until they come for me.

[frazzled]

23. They're only watching you, not the rest of us.

You'd better hide.

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

27. I cannot say what Big Brother is doing

but I can promise you that God reads DU. ;)

[Jackpine Radical]

33. Say Hi to your dad for me.

[socialist_n_TN]

48. Well GET HIM TO HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean we're TRYING to help ourselves, so we're doing our part.

With a little assistance to the cause, S/he MIGHT even turn some of these atheistic Commies into Mystical Marxists! :) Oh fuck. I'm going to pay for that one. Commies, I was JUST KIDDING!

[rocktivity]

28. When I attended my nephew's college graduation

I was a little disappointed that I wasn't on a no fly list. Between that and the fact that my nephew graduated from the Sam Walton School of Business at the U. of Arkansas (in finance, not retailing), I felt I'd lost a LOT of liberal cred!

:headbang:
rocktivity

[Jackpine Radical]

31. God, that whole experience must have hurt.

[MineralMan]

32. We do not talk of this. It is unwise.

:rofl:

[EVDebs]

34. NSA's Q Group won't allow 9/11 Truth discussions. To the Dungeon ! n/t

[LanternWaste]

35. I'm not at war with anyone.

"IT'S A WAR OF IDEAS!!!"

I'm not at war with anyone...

[Vinnie From Indy]

37. The yellow scalded cat sings at midnight...I repeat...the yellow scalded cat sings at midnight

That is all.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

38. oh no, you've unleashed to dogs of war!

[scrubthedata]

45. I once worked on a screenplay...

... that included an assassination plot of of the president. Emails between the people working on this project stopped going through. Completely. I won't say more as I've probably started it up again.

[EFerrari]

46. We need to compile The Best of Our NSA Wiretaps for Christmas.

:)