Cheney and Bush on The Revolutionary War - Too Good

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http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201010011027/cheney-and-bush-in-parallel-universe-experience-the-revolutionary-war/
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WALT DISNEY WORLD, Florida (GlossyNews) — In a parallel universe to ours, one which resembles ours in every respect except times and situations are rearranged, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush find themselves back in Boston at the time of the Revolutionary War. In this parallel universe, personalities and characteristics remain the same, but the environment, the historical time and the circumstances have changed.

Cheney leans in closer and whispers “ There is talk of war. There is money to be made. I’m hooked up with a company called Halliburton Ltd. that will supply arms and necessities to the Redcoats.”

Bush whispers, “Me and the fellas have decided that anyone who ain’t with us is against us and if we catch them we are going to send them to a secret location and get information from them. We already got some guys who were at that Tea Party thing on sabotage charges. They will be tried outside the country’s borders.”

“That sounds good. Anyone who goes against the British is a traitor. We’ve got to get people to believe that. Those who remain true and help crush out the insurgency are patriots.” Cheney snickers, “I can’t stand these idiots who whine on about not being represented wanting to make their own country. Why don’t they just stay in line and do what they are told?”
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