You people are just sooooo superior aren't you.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

With your correctly spelled signs, your inclusive rhetoric, your diversity, your talk about just how much you looooove this nation, this stupid insistence on fairness. Then you have the nerve to show in our capital to express all this nonsense. Disgusting. Where's the fear? Where's the with God or against him/her/whatever outrage? You all make me sick. You will not be happy until every millionaire, billionaire and corporations are taxed fairly. What about unemployment? Who really cares about unemployment and how big we can make it? It all makes my black heart ache. BLAAAAAhhhh!!! on all of you. But you know go ahead mock me, ridicule me all you want. I'll leave you with the immortal words of anonymous caller # 30,098,765 from CSPAN:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHKhB3-EmZM

Have a cursed day you bastards!

[monmouth]

1. Hahaha, I think I saw you with a correctly spelled sign and an

Obama shirt. You looked good!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. Why do you spit on the Declaration of Constitution? nt

[DCKit]

5. It's our second commandment right, ya' bastid!1!11!! n/t

[tavalon]

53. Declaration of Constitution!

Good one!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

54. Yeah, you should read it some time buddy. Jesus spent a lot of time writing it. nt

[txlibdem]

55. How right you are! Expecially the part that says 'He who has the gold Makes the RULES.'

eom

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

56. Finally, somebody with some sense. Jesus clearly stated on the Gospel of Supply Side

that: "Thou will allow the invisible hand of the Holy Market to guide you towards my Father's portfolio in heaven". It brings a tear to my eye every time I think he died for our sin of not embracing capitalism to the fullest at the hand of the wretched Mooslins.

[txlibdem]

57. And don't forget the money lenders

You remember how Jesus invited the money lenders into the church and gave them a monopoly on that trade, for a small campaign donation of course.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

59. That's because The Jesus understood that money = free speech. nt

[txlibdem]

62. yes, and that the road to heaven is paved with gold... ... n/t

[ZombieHorde]

3. Recommended. nt

[jobycom]

4. Marry me!

No idea how that anchor kept his cool.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. I will only consider marrying you as long as you're not one of those gays with their agenda

and their hot oiled up bodies with their deliciously decadent lifestyle. Oh and health care, you better have some good ass health care.

[DCKit]

7. Picky, picky, picky. n/t

[jobycom]

8. I'm straight, hairy, and look like the generic "Uncle Joe" in many cartoons...

And I have no health care whatsover.

But good satire turns me on!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

9. OK we can hook up but no in a gay way. Reverend Huckabee described that us yucky. nt

[jobycom]

11. Fair enough.

My pasta gut will win you over. :)

[seabeyond]

14. bah hahaha. damn, what a turn on....

got me going now.

[jobycom]

24. Did I mention my skullet?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

15. I'm looking forward to showering you with wines as the ol' Spartan warriors of yesteryonder used to.

[jobycom]

21. Best offer I've had all year.

Yeah. Seriously. :cry: :rofl:

[DCKit]

25. Jeebus, get a room already. n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

27. This thread is officially too sexy. nt

[jobycom]

36. Sex sells.

And it was too good a post to not sell it. :)

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

37. Haahaa!

:toast:

[Thav]

46. GET SOME.

[EFerrari]

10. Oh you English are SO superior aren't you.

Well, would like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, thats where, so DON'T call me stupid lady, just THANK me! ...If it weren't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U0d91jwYFs

:rofl:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. Yeah well at least the people in the Germanic Peninsula of Petersbughvania in the 30s had patriotic

values and I want to take my continent back to those days.

[jillan]

12. How dare you want jobs, education and equality for all? How could you even be seen at a rally like

that????

(so jealous, wished I was there).

[liberal N proud]

16. K&R

[Obamanaut]

17. "You people" Can we still say that? nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

19. Oh you know who you are. Give me my country back. Give me! Give me! Give me!

[mikehiggins]

18. Well I'm happy she cleared that one up

Sure sounded like racism to me, but what do I know?

Its a shame she doesn't know, or doesn't beleive, that most people in this nation who are being helped by government programs are, surprize!, white, often single mothers and children.

Maybe someone related to her even.

They know not what they do ( or much of anything else either)

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

20. It's been my experience that when somebody says: "I'm not a racist". Without anybody asking them.

Then they're not. :eyes:

[depakid]

30. That and "I have a good friend who's black (or hispanic)"

Then you know for certain they can't be.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

31. I myself have a very close friendship with this white guy. But I wouldn't let him marry my sister.

You know what I mean?

[donquijoterocket]

48. perfectly understandable

I'm white and know lots of white guys I wouldn't want my sister to marry or maybe even talk to.

[Contrary1]

22. I refudiate this entire thread. n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

23. I believe you've misunderestimated this spendiferous thread but that's perfectly understandishable.

[BuelahWitch]

26. You are a true patriot!

:patriot: All the way to your red, white and blue undies!

[johnnyplankton]

28. BEAUTIFUL. Say, what do you call a black person on Faux News?

A Republican Strategist.

At Beck's rally they had black people, too. I know. I talked to both of them.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

29. Both are allowed at the same rally at the same time? It reminds me of this

movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWhhPWyWCv0

[DeadEyeDyck]

38. agreeeeeee

[TK421]

32. I was in front of you at the Wal-Mart, and I farted....it was a wet one

I hoped you smelled it, too

[frogmarch]

33. K&R

[ProgRock8]

34. Good

[varelse]

35. kicked n' recc'd for awesomeness :)

[barbtries]

39. omigawd

the notaracist speaks. pathetic. and republican of course. now tell me how the civil war was not about slavery.

[lamp_shade]

40. I just posted this on my Facebook.

[babylonsister]

41. LOL. Cute post. nt

[OneGrassRoot]

42. Entire thread is DUzy worthy. (BTW, did you know....

that DICTIONARIES are a librul conspiracy?!)

:wow:

:rofl:

K&R

:hi:

[The Uncola]

43. Thanks for the smile...

...first thing in the morning. Good stuff, big rec!

[rpannier]

44. I heard the event was infiltrated by tea baggers

Their plan was to bring misspelled sign to make the people at the rally look stupid

But they brought correctly spelled signs instead

[kevinbgoode]

45. hahaha....it reminds me of how pissed off I made a rightwinger

on a discussion forum a few weeks ago when he was going on and on about how "lazy" the unemployed are in this country. . .and raging about "illegals" of course, with spelling mistakes all through the post.

I just said "Who are you to be talking about LAZY when you obviously weren't willing to work hard enough to even learn how to spell as you were growing up? And now you are an adult, still won't learn your own language, and post trash about the "illegals" who seem to know English better than you? Next you'll tell us (again) what a patriot you are. . ."

[Lost-in-FL]

51. ouch!! Lol!!!! nt

[donquijoterocket]

47. nice

piece of snarkitude. Comes much closer to actual satire than most of the efforts I see especially by wingers who seem much better at self-parody.Been around looking lots of wingnuts declaring victory on the basis of greater numbers for La Palin and Glennda the Beckerhead though,as usual they're a little light on proof.I've also seen accusations that"unions" -I believe SEIU was specifically mentioned busing people in and a link to the Communist Party USA website as indicative of who organized and attended.In other words it perturbed some wingers and they're doing the usual winger thing-nail one foot to the floor then run in circles screaming and shouting-I think it took them by surprise and shook some of their confidence in their anticipated midterm bloodbath where they're going to take the country back( how far and to where they never say).I'd call it a good day for America

[Iwillnevergiveup]

49. "snarkitude"

Now THAT'S funny!

[mantis49]

50. Kick

Falling down in GD, too good to miss. :kick:

[Lost-in-FL]

52. Nice specimen of the typical Naples, old generation republican. nt

[Marcel]

58. Huh?

This is not what I was thinking it was about...

[bertman]

60. CNN. Aka Driving Miss Daisy Crazy. Rec

[rhett o rick]

61. This is one thread I refuse to kick. I have my standerds. nm

[xchrom]

63. brilliant! nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

64. End scene!