Christine O'Donnell Ad: "I'm Not a Witch"

[brooklynite]

http://www.youtube.com/v/uxJyPsmEask

Needless to say, when you have to tell people you're not a witch...

[Codeine]

"I'm you."

I hope not, or I'm fucked. :scared:

[MineralMan]

3. "I'm just like you." I know I've heard that somewhere before....

:rofl:

[pinboy3niner]

11. Didn't we ALL dabble in satanism at one time or another?

Who among us has NOT had a picnic date on a satanic altar? :rofl:

[Matariki]

33. Does worshipping The Kraken count?

:headbang:

[pinboy3niner]

40. Why not? I say if the Aqua Buddha counts, the Kraken's OK by me! :)

[Renew Deal]

6. But you're not fucked by yourself

because you wouldn't do that.

[Matariki]

32. Hmmm. I *am* a witch. Does that mean she's still 'me'?

[Codeine]

43. Infinite recursion loop.

My brain hurts.

[stubtoe]

1. ...you're toast, polititcally.

[pinboy3niner]

57. What's that, Lassie? Chrissy's in a well? And you don't give a rat's ass?

Good dog, Lassie!

[Gin]

2. OMG.....thats pathetic

[MrScorpio]

4. Is that the 2010 version of "I am not a crook"? nt

"I'm you", she says?

Well she doesn't look like a left-leaning, 48 year old black guy from Detroit to me.

If she's not right about that "you" thing, why should I believe her on the "witch" thing?


Hmmmmmmm?

[pinboy3niner]

44. And the 'Checkers' speech

COD: "I don't have a pointy hat. All I can afford is a respectable Republican cloth coat." :rofl:

[MrScorpio]

48. LOL!

[Renew Deal]

5. That ad makes my skin crawl

It's horrible. Besides the "I'm not a witch" bit, she looks like a witch. Her black suit and straight down hair. All she's missing is the wart and the pointy hat.

[pinboy3niner]

25. Pointy hat, did you say?

[True_Blue]

50. Love your pic!

Did you make that? I love the voodoo economics line.

[pinboy3niner]

51. I didn't create it

I don't know who did, but it was in the very first post of a new member--1oldbaddog.

I thought it made a great first post!

[Lisa0825]

7. Oh man, I hope this spawns numerous parodies... it is ripe for comedy! nt

[Bitwit1234]

8. No I think you should substitute the "w" with a "b".

That's kinda strong she's not much of one, that title should go to Palin with a capital "B".

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Sara Palin is an asshole.

[robertpaulsen]

10. "I'm Not a Witch. Elect Me!"

Lenny Bruce would have had tons of fun with Christine.

[pinboy3niner]

13. The OP and your username give me a GREAT idea for a movie sequel

SATANIC Fight Club, starring Christine O'Donnell!!1! :evilgrin:

[robertpaulsen]

59. HA! I think Christine just broke the 1st and 2nd rules:

You Do Not Talk About Satanic Fight Club!

[Canuckistanian]

12. She may not be a PROFESSIONAL witch

But there was definitely some dabblage in witchery. Fluids and all.

And she positively ain't me.

[Liberal_in_LA]

14. She's throwing out the witch vote

[pinboy3niner]

20. Yeah. Not a good idea to dis your base. :) nt

[USArmyParatrooper]

15. I don't care if she's a witch. That doesn't disqualify her from voting on legislation.

Being dumb as rocks however.....

[Fumesucker]

19. That doesn't stop half the Senate from voting..

Or not voting as the case may be..

[NorthCarolina]

16. Exactly what the heck is Christine O'Donnell's claim to fame?

The thing that caused Bill Maher to have her on his show, Politically Incorrect, 21 times!!! The thing that got her to where she is today....wherever that is...an imbecile with an actual shot at the US Senate...I mean, what...exactly...is...it?

I looked her up on Wikipedia.com and the only thing in her background that even remotely jumped out (besides attending commencement ceremonies at her college in 1993, but not actually graduating until 2010) was that her dad was Bozo the Clown. So it that it? Is that the "claim to fame" that caused one Christine O'Donnell to be a guest on Politically Incorrect 21 times??? That her dad was Bozo the Clown???

Friggin Bozo?

That's it?

:shrug:

I don't get it. :crazy:

[A HERETIC I AM]

34. Her claim to fame is just like that of Sarah Palin and Zsa Zsa Gabor.....

Basically, they're famous for being famous.

Palin's training would best be served as a news presenter on a small town local news station. That is all Sarah is actually qualified to do, based on her schooling. Her recent experience gives her the knowledge to be...well...maybe anchor of the Podunk 6 O'clock news.

Pretty much the same as O'Donnell.

Can anyone really remember why Zsa Zsa is famous? No. She was a good looking woman with an exotic accent that married well.

[mikeSchmuckabee]

17. Burn her anyway!

We have been far too tolerant of the witch agenda for the last few hundred years.

[A HERETIC I AM]

39. !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g


LOL

[Wickerman]

18. I had really hoped she would hang on a little while longer

as she is so awkwardly uncomfortable in her own skin that it makes it train-wreck fun to watch her. Sadly, when, as the OP posited, you have to tell people you aren't a witch, it's simply too late. Sigh.

Stick a fork in her, or, rather, throw a bucket of water on her, she is done.

[malaise]

21. Just saw it on KO

:rofl:
What an asshole.

[Lint Head]

22. Rhymes with? I love the music as she says, "I'm not a witch."

I think she cast a spell to get elected. The 'Eye of Newt' did it.


"Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." - Copy to Clipboard
-- William Shakespeare

:evilgrin:

[Turbineguy]

23. Ah, the memories.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxeFMHyOx3I

[BarryMeNot]

24. She's practically pleading to the audience

I'm not such a bad person, you'll see. Really, I'm not.

I'm not lying! Trust me, I'm a really, really good person, by golly.

[pinboy3niner]

26. There's only one solution...the water cure

"I'm mellltttiiinggg...."

[Stevenmarc]

27. If... she... weighs... the same as a duck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

[K8-EEE]

28. HEY FREEPERS you're really getting some bang from your buck

OMG......I maintain that she doesn't want to win and that commercial kind of proves it LAME!!!!

[MiniMe]

29. But it rhymes with witch

:hide:

[BoneDaddy]

30. Wow, I think I have seen her wearing a brown shirt somewhere

dangerous gal if taken seriously.

[hobbit709]

31. She stole that "I am not a...." from a certain disgraced president

[A HERETIC I AM]

36. Well remembered! Spot on.

Next, we'll find out she received a dog as a gift that wasn't quite appropriate and she'll say she's keeping it.




So there.

[Matariki]

35. I'm not a witch. I'm a magician, a furious magician.

I'm Ben Bernanke, and I want your teeth for the Federal Reserve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npP73QIApFE

[dave29]

37. anyone wonder about the pale ghostly white light behind her

looked a lot like moonlight. Just sayin!

[proteus_lives]

38. This lady is ridiculous.

[jobycom]

41. I'm not a witch, I'm you're wife!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wEydaCvUKGk/Spvjue4ZxZI/AAAAAAAAAzk/G5DnSUAnpmA/s400/billy+crystal.jpg

[Politicalboi]

42. The people should decide

What better way to prove she is NOT a witch.

[Thav]

45. A witch! We've found a witch!

VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
O'DONNELL: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
O'DONNELL: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
O'DONNELL: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales!
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports!
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
O'DONNELL: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!

Thank you Monty Python, may your contribution to society ever be useful and quotable.

Seriously though, It's amusing to watch the repugs squirm over this and how much of a crazy O'Donnell is. She reminds me of the crazy cat lady from the simpsons, especially the episode where she runs for mayor. Hilarity.

[smalll]

54. Yep, and God forbid the accused witch failed to pay her $75 dollars this year -- rather inconvenient

when people try to burn you!

[spanone]

46. you ain't me, babe, no no no you ain't me babe....

[Raine]

47. and then they have her in front of a black background wearing black

with her hair hanging around her face saying "I'm not a witch" :spray: oh Gawd you just can't make this stuff up! :rofl: Honest to God I thought it was off of SNL or a show like that! :rofl:

[Matariki]

49. I think 2010 will go down as the Season Of The Performance Artist.

[pokerfan]

52. These ads are going to be awesome!

Sources tell me the next one will be simply titled, "I Masturbate... and So Do You!" which will be followed with "Who Doesn't Lie on Their Resume?" and "I Was a Princeton & Oxford Scholar (in my mind)."

[TwilightGardener]

53. Creepy--"I'm YOU". Gack.

[smalll]

55. Get the feeling that's some kind of spell she's trying to put on the voters. Kind of weird --

and as others have mentioned upthread, she denying being a witch in front of a very dark background in a BLACK dress while she recites her little incantation. "I'm you"??? She's clearly looking to capture our brains and turn us all into zombie-like automatons that will do her bidding.

Wikipedia tells us, "She is single, but has said she is interested in marrying." -- How CONVENIENT! No marriage certificate then that she has to produce. Because she's married to -- SATAN! I want to see the marriage certificate! The long form, vault copy! Nothing else will do! If she can't prove she's not married to Beelzebub, I think we should burn her with fire!

And no-one should put her out! Even if she HAS paid her $75 dollars this year! The fire brigade should just stand by and watch her burn.

[pinboy3niner]

56. I'm not a witch. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

:)

[jmowreader]

58. She says she'd "go to Washington DC and do what I'd do." That could be interesting.

Because these are the first ten things I would do:

1. Raise taxes on the wealthy to 50 percent--if it was good enough for Ronald Reagan it's good enough for me.
2. Create the 90 percent tax on business profits with a 4:1 tax credit for dollars spent to create jobs.
3. Take the $700 billion we were going to lop off the rich's taxes and use it to build corporations that manufacture in the United States.
4. Declare flash trading to be front-running and ban it.
5. Ban synthetic derivatives and naked derivatives.
6. Create a jobs program removing Ronald Reagan's name from everything it's on, except for dog pounds, sewage lagoons, maximum-security prisons, garbage dumps and mental hospitals.
7. Direct George W. Bush to commit seppuku in the White House Rose Garden.
8. Get Harry Whittington to shoot Dick Cheney in the face...with a real gun like a Barrett sniper rifle, not the cheap shit Cheney shot Whittington with.
9. Bring home the troops from Afghanistan and Iraq.
10. Reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act of 1933.

And that afternoon, I think I'd have a beer.