is PRESIDENT BUSH CONSIDERING GRANTING A PARDON FOR PARIS HILTON???

[opihimoimoi]

Inquiring minds want to know.

She is desperate to escape this next few weeks in prison

He is desperate for a bump in the Polls.

He is unpredictable and irrational...IOWs...he might just do it...

It would DISTRACT::::::

From the Seedy Event

The Wolfie exit

The War Funding fiasco

The Bolton Mess

The Midnight Hospital Visit

His 25% approval rating

etc

[MrSlayer]

1. Some say he is considering it.

They say he's a big fan of her TV show.

[malaise]

2. That should take his polls to

23%

[Double T]

3. pardoning the already priviliged..........

that should win high marks and everything else he has done will be forgotten and forgiven.

[Warren DeMontague]

4. Oh, that's just silly.

Besides, "Paris" sounds awfully French, doesn't it? While the Bush crowd enjoys reading about Paris Hilton while standing in line at the Piggly Wiggly, they don't really identify with her. She's reasonably attractive, she likes sex.. she probably doesn't spend a whole ton of time in church... know what I mean?

Maybe if she had beaten the crap out of Richard Dawkins with a 10 commandments paperweight, Bush would consider a pardon. Otherwise I don't see it playing to the "Base"...

[sutz12]

10. Remember, though. France elected a 'good' president...

I think their image has gone up in the White House.

[liberalnurse]

5. It makes sense to me..............

He is a drunk himself; and it comes to reason that he would validate his own behavior by giving her a pardon.

[cooolandrew]

6. It would be very true to form. Justice must be put back on the table let alone impeachment.

[Christa]

7. It all depends

on how well he knows her parents.

[doni_georgia]

8. Bush and Paris have so much in common

Same priviledged upbringing
Same entitlement personality
Same addictions
Same single-digit IQ

[opihimoimoi]

9. Superb observation

Sending lobsters

Wine and dine :toast:

[sutz12]

11. Wasn't she one of the Twins' drinking buddies? nt

:evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

12. Not sure......helppppp :o)