Post here how you are just like Christine O'Donnell!

[LynneSin]

I mean she claims she's 'one of us' and yet I have done the following she has not done:

* Held a steady job for the past 15 years
* Paid all my taxes on time
* Graduated from college in a manner that allows me to say 'I graduated from college' without the * next to that comment
* Earned my own money to pay for my bills
* Masturbated (let's face it - all of you have done that too!)


I will say that I am not a witch but I have nothing against witches. I think they are sorely misunderstood if you ask me.

[FirstTimeVoterAt37]

1. We're both carbon-based forms of life

Does that count?

[joeybee12]

2. I am just like her because I have not masturbated...

lately. :evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

16. LOL!

:spray:

[saltpoint]

3. I'm just like Christine O'Donnell because, truth be told,

there isn't a day that goes by when some clandestine operative of the government of China is not contacting me to exchange highly sensitive world-in-the-balance info.

Usually we conduct business inside the first few minutes, our human-brained rodents taking careful notes, and for the remainder of the hour we masturbate on a Satanic altar.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. I'm bubbly.

:*

[BootinUp]

5. Since I am not a conniving lying f*ck

not sure there is much else to bother comparing notes on. lol.

[catbyte]

6. I have dark brown hair

[Wednesdays]

7. The fact that I'm not dead yet?

Scratch that...I have no way of knowing for certain that's her condition as well.

[TexasObserver]

8. I'm not a witch, either, and I also bought Bill Maher some underwear.

I'm just kidding about the underwear thing.

[verges]

9. I have two eyes,

a nose, a mouth


Same ways that Obama is just like Bush.

[TroglodyteScholar]

10. I'm just like her insofar as I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.

We definitely have that in common.

[LeftinOH]

11. I am bipedal.

[Mad_Dem_X]

12. Ummm...I'm female. And brunette.

Other than those two things...I got nothin'.

[progressoid]

13. I like to masturbate while reading "Origin of the Species"

:shrug:

[JackBeck]

14. We graduated from the same South Jersey high school.

And that's where any smilarities end.

[LynneSin]

15. Would you be so kind as to take her back to New Jersey

We're tired of her here!

[JackBeck]

23. Nah. You can keep her.

Don't want Chris Christie getting any ideas.

[YOY]

17. Neither she nor I know what the hell she's talking about.

n.t.

[Control-Z]

18. I can open my mouth really wide.

Does that count?

[stray cat]

19. we both complain about the democrats and blame them for all our problems?

[txaslftist]

20. I have a moustache, too.

[the redcoat]

21. I have a penis and put curses on people.

[Evasporque]

24. same here....but I have breasts.

confusing.

[Waltons_Mtn]

22. Neither of us will ever be a US Senator.

Does that count?

[LynneSin]

25. Yes it does and I can add that to my list!

:woohoo:

btw welcome to DU :hi: