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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:54 PM
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MRI Jesus...


A South Carolina woman says she made a divine discovery when she picked up her MRI results recently.

Tammie Cohrs said she sees Jesus in the MRI image.

The Greer resident said she sees his eyes, nose and mouth, and even a crown of thorns.

Cohrs was recently diagnosed with a rare form of oral cancer.

She said her faith has helped her stay positive over the past few months, and when she had to have an MRI scan, she asked Jesus to be with her.

"As soon as they put me in there, I just started praying," Cohrs said.

Cohrs said what happened while she was having the MRI scan brought her to tears.

"I just had this wonderful experience that I was with Him," Cohrs said.

Cohrs said the image is proof that Jesus was indeed with her.

http://arkansasmatters.com/news-fulltext?nxd_id=357935
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:54 PM
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1. ? looks like a goat to me.
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jdlh8894 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:06 PM
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15. Goat? Maybe.
Perception (and/or belief) is in the eye of the person.What you think about someone else's perception should not be brought up! Maybe I saw a Frog. Not going to Dis or make fun of this person.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:41 PM
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23. I saw Paul Sand, circa The Hot Rock. .
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:56 PM
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2. That's just a late night security camera still from the 7-11.
Jesus hangs out there with Elvis and Osama bin Laden.

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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:56 PM
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3. Looks more like Tollund Man to me . . .


But then, what do I know?
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:56 PM
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4. It is Warren Zevon!
O8) Hallelujah! O8)
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:57 PM
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6. He is risen - and He has brought along His Piano!
:beer:
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:03 PM
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13. I was in the House, when the house, burned down....
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:57 PM
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5. I don't mind that people think this way.
I mind when it's packaged as "news."
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:05 PM
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14. Exactly
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uncommon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:57 PM
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7. It does kind of look like him...
:shrug:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:58 PM
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8. This poor woman took too much radiation and her brain burned all up...nt
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:58 PM
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9. Could it be...Satan?
I hope Ms Cohrs has a full recovery.

I also hope she gets all the bullshit about Jeeeezus out of her mind.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:01 PM
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12. You think it's bullshit and I think it's bullshit
but I've seen the most remarkable bullshit be a great comfort to people who are very sick.

My only rules were keep the drumming and chanting quiet enough not to disturb other people and clean up any blood you sprinkle around since it is a great medium for nasty bacteria.

Other than that, I didn't care if they flicked their Bics and worshiped the flame if they thought it was going to help them get better.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:09 PM
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18. I agree... but only if it's their own blood...
Because otherwise it would be too icky to think about.

Religion is the knot at the end of the rope for many; if it helps them hang on, more power to them.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:16 PM
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21. Nothing like having a SHAMAN come to the ER
to do a spiritual limpia.

It worked for the patient, and we got a cultural experience...

Cleaning the floor after the fact though took a little while. We did not realize it included a chicken sacrifice.

Yes we were open to things like this... and they did work.

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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 04:58 PM
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24. Things here in NM are a little more subtle
like fetishes tied around limbs and sand paintings under the bed, but my rule back home was that they couldn't leave the blood for the housekeeping staff. I usually ended up cleaning it up if they did. Yuck.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 06:16 PM
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25. Guess who got to clean that chicken blood
and feather?

Yes technically I could have ordered a junior EMT, or the house cleaning staff.

It was my idea...

SO I did it.

It was the responsible thing to do.
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:58 PM
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10. And she SURE it's not Mohammed? Really sure?
Alrighty then, Tony Orlando it is.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 02:58 PM
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11. Now she's gonna have to put up with crowds coming to see Jesus in her mouth
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:06 PM
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16. Looks like a MRI of the parotid gland.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:07 PM
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17. Wasn't Jesus supposed to have a beard? n/t
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:12 PM
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19. My godmother has the Virgin of Guadalupe in her living room dry wall.
I've never seen it myself so, can't vouch for the apparition. :)
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:13 PM
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20. Uh oh.
Christ or Alien Chest-Burster?
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piratefish08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 03:35 PM
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22. all I see is a bobblehead turtle wearing sunglasses.
amen.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 06:20 PM
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26. She ate Jesus?
shame on her
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 06:22 PM
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27. Medication Time !
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 06:34 PM
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28. I'm not going to say anything nasty or critical about someone dealing with cancer.
I hope she gets well soon.
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ncteechur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 07:39 PM
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29. I see John Lennon
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