Caption Boehner

[Kadie]

U.S. Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio) speaks on the economy at a rally, Friday, Oct. 8, 2010, at United Group Services in West Chester, Ohio.

[hedgehog]

1. Gee, the guy looks a little pale.

I hope he's not sick!

[DJ13]

2. And I told God, pull my finger......

[glowing]

3. This guy actually wants people to believe he doesn't tan? Honestly!!!

He's mostly in D.C. or OH.. seriously, what an idiot.

[DefenseLawyer]

4. I schware I've only had one drink alllllll night *hiccup n/t

[JuniperLea]

5. Ha!! +1...

I saw a lurking hiccup in that too!

[Cirque du So-What]

6. I'll give you three guesses where this finger has been

and the first two don't count.

[lunatica]

7. hic....... hic...... hic..... Here! Pull my finger.... hic.....

[gratuitous]

8. Barkeep? One more martooni, pleash

I see Boehner's advance team got the obligatory face of color in the background for him. I have a feeling that about 98% of the audience looked more like the follicularly-challenged fellows down front, just below the microphones.

[BurtWorm]

9. '...and we Republicans will chip the economy from the rough onto the fairway...God, I want to golf!'

[mahina]

10. "I'm Folksy....

do you like my new Folksy Shirt"?

[notadmblnd]

11. I've stopped using the tanning bed and in one more month- no one will be able to call me orange!

[Bitwit1234]

12. My can my can no two cans. One of bud and the other of orange

[JoePhilly]

13. I'm going to stick this finger up your a$$.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

14. "I only handed out ONE check from the tobacco companies on the House floor ...

at a time."

@ 1:30 ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAC2xeT2yOg

[Vincardog]

15. ONE day chip. That is the most I have ever achieved at BS anon.

[Botany]

16. Look a black guy

Now how much did they pay him to sit behind the boner?