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anthroguy101 (250 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:45 PM Original message |
Poll question: POLL: Would Jesus win a Republican Primary? |
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onehandle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
1. A gun-toting, racist, pro-billionaire Jesus would. nt |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
2. No! They would have him arrested if he showed up at a rally. |
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proud patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. Nope , he would be called a socialist commie librul among other things |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 04:27 PM Response to Reply #3 |
50. Which is why He wouldn't win a Democratic primary, either. Can you imagine the attack ads? |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
4. No, he had a problem with the Republi--I mean, the Pharisees. |
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monmouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:26 PM Response to Reply #4 |
22. And then that Mary Magdalene thing would be hanging around his neck...LOL...n/t |
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Yeshuah Ben Joseph (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
5. No |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
6. No, but then he's too much of a "purist" to win a Democratic primary either. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
7. That would be an interesting survey - take a bunch of Jesus' lesser-known |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
8. Jesus was a was an American hating, Marxist, community organizer. |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
9. well, he did hang out with tax collectors... |
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DBoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
10. Mad Magazine had it right |
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awoke_in_2003 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 06:09 PM Response to Reply #10 |
33. Perfect. nt |
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Ozymanithrax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
11. Jesus would be an illegal alien... |
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cleanhippie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
12. Fuck no. Jesus was a liberal, for christs sake! |
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Yeshuah Ben Joseph (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:23 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. If I even existed?? |
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cleanhippie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:47 PM Response to Reply #20 |
27. You are not you. |
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awoke_in_2003 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 06:10 PM Response to Reply #20 |
34. Why don't you do something useful, then... |
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Yeshuah Ben Joseph (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 06:12 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Here ya go! |
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awoke_in_2003 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 06:37 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. I can't find it now... |
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ClassWarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 07:40 AM Response to Reply #36 |
40. From a plastic bottle?? Jesus Christ!! |
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cleanhippie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 11:47 AM Response to Reply #36 |
44. How typical. All full of fancy, yet no substance. |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
13. Hell, he'd never RUN in a Republican primary, much less win |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
14. ROFL. Are you kidding?! If Jesus came back to earth right now, |
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awoke_in_2003 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 06:12 PM Response to Reply #14 |
35. Hey, the Romans... |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
15. Also, this is the biggest reason why American conservatives are re-writing the Bible. |
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ladjf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
16. Noo. Jesus was way too liberal. nt |
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pstokely (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
17. Their version of Jesus would |
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Uncle Joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:36 PM Response to Reply #17 |
26. Their version of Jesus is actually Moses but in regards to worshiping idols, |
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pstokely (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:50 PM Response to Reply #26 |
30. They think Reagan is Jesus |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
18. JESUS.... He raised the dead......He'll raise your taxes |
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Yeshuah Ben Joseph (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:25 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. OK, now that was funny |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 06:01 PM Response to Reply #18 |
32. LOL |
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SmileyRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
19. Well he did hang out with whores and crooked businessmen. |
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strawberryfield (76 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
23. Jesus’ lessons transcend earthly politics |
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JamesA1102 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
24. Jesus was a pacifist who believed in Social Justice and paying taxes. |
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LWolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 03:28 PM Response to Reply #24 |
48. In that case, he probably wouldn't win a Democratic primary, either. nt |
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TheKentuckian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
25. Shit, Jesus makes Bernie Sanders look like Strom Thurmond. |
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DailyGrind51 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
28. "Socialist hippie!" Why didn't he stick to carpentry and stay out of politics? |
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lame54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 08:09 AM Response to Reply #28 |
41. Because some Mexican took his job... |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
29. Let's see your long form birth certificate, Manger Boy |
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Yeshuah Ben Joseph (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 06:15 PM Response to Reply #29 |
37. Well, there's a little problem with that........ |
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uncommon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
31. Lol. Funny. |
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rustydog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-10 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
38. Hell no! Jesus restored sight to the blind and raised the dead |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
42. That flaming liberal commie pinko faggot long-haired weirdo hippie freak Muslim-lookin' pot-head? |
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mrs_p (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 08:55 AM Response to Original message |
43. no - he isn't white enough for them |
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Ter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 11:53 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Sure He is! :) |
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mrs_p (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 03:02 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. :) |
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
46. They would nail Jesus to the cross again. |
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Liberal_in_LA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
49. simple poll n/t |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
51. No, he's not Christian |
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grantcart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
52. I think it would be very difficult for him to run an effective campaign from jail. |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
53. No. He'd be derided as too liberal with his long hair and sandals. |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
54. LOVE the solitary 'one' vote - do ya think it was the devil himself ? |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
55. Not if he looked Middle Eastern, as presumably he did. |
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GSLevel9 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
56. exactly... Jesus was a prototypical "progressive". A REAL bleeding heart lib. nt |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
57. Too empathetic, questionable middle-eastern ties, hung around with a prostitute ... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
58. Jesus wouldn't run as a GOP |
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TheWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
59. Jesus would be Crucified on the Capitol Steps with the Approval of BOTH sides of "leadership". |
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Mefistofeles (214 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-10 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
60. No, but he wouldn't win a Democratic primary either |
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