If cannibalism were legal would you eat a tea bagger?

[AnArmyVeteran]

This is purely a hypothetical question (I hope), but I'm wondering if things got a lot worse would you dine on tea baggers to survive?

[Dr. Strange]

1. Well, Boojatta, I guess I'd have to sa--

Wait, you're not Boojatta.

[demmiblue]

3. lulz! n/t

[lunamagica]

21. No, They are poisonous. nt

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. Is this double entendre bait?

If so... fish on!

[geckosfeet]

4. No.

But I did crap one out the other day.

Have no idea how it got in there.

[johnaries]

5. No! I keep remembering that episode of "Sin Eaters"

And there is NO WAY I would risk accepting that amount of Sin - whether it's a fantasy or not. I just could not take that chance! Not with THAT amount of SIN!

[flvegan]

6. Are tea baggers vegan?

They're obviously not human...but I have to ask.

[Dr. Strange]

7. Well, they're vegetables, right?

That's vegan.

[flvegan]

13. Tu-fuckin'-che!

[PDJane]

8. No thank you.

I have an all-natural diet at the moment because of fibromyalgia. I am concerned about the amount of corn products and artificial preservatives and edible plastics ingested by the tea-baggers.

[yourout]

9. Way to bitter.

[burnsei sensei]

10. I don't want to get mad human disease. nt

[OffWithTheirHeads]

11. No! As a sexually active male, I would NOT eat a tea bagger

Not even O'Donnell although I admit that she is very cute. I'm sorry, I just have my standards. I don't do hookers or Republicans. Much for the same reason. What I find exciting about the male/female chemistry is the mutual attraction of yourself and someone you also find desirable. The concept of paying someone to pretend that they find you attractive is just an anathema to me and I guess I just don't get the point.

Hell, half the pleasure of screwing someone is knowing that they want to screw you just as much as you want to screw them.

[Lucian]

12. I once ate a clown. It tasted funny.

[Aristus]

14. Eew! No!

Too much fat. And no sweetbreads to speak of... :evilgrin:

[backscatter712]

15. The meat would be really gamey. Old and gristly.

Considering most specimens are 60+, I imagine the meat would be really tough and have a nasty flavor.

[Lisa0825]

16. Only if I had to, in order to keep him from voting. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

17. I wouldn't even teabag a teabagger.

Fuck, I wouldn't let a teabagger teabag ME.

I remember a girl I had sex with who lived in my dorm when I was in college, and 2 days later I saw her wearing an "Ollie North for President" t-shirt. I think she wised up eventually, but that was pretty bad.

[AnArmyVeteran]

24. Remember when North had a female staffer smuggle evidence in her panties?

A North staffer admitted to smuggling out incriminating evidence in her panties to protect North from prosecution. You didn't find any 'papers' in your girlfriend's panties did you?

Seriously, I hope you've gotten over the trauma you experienced. I'd dump any woman who turned out to be a right winger.

[Warren DeMontague]

26. To be fair, she was really hot.

And like I said, I think she wised up eventually. But the relationship, such as it was, was pretty short.

[Dr.Phool]

18. They give you the shits.

Too greasy. My dog bit one and got very sick.

[Warpy]

19. I take pride in my culinary skill

but meat flooded with that much bile would be beyond my capabilities to make particularly palatable.

So no.

[Historic NY]

20. if iti was marinated.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Marinated? Did you say Marinated?

[Touchdown]

23. Teabaggers. The other white meat.

:hide:

[AnArmyVeteran]

25. LOL, you scored a TD with that great response!

[lunatica]

27. Sure but only with Chianti and some fava beans

[chaska]

28. The end result of eating is fertilizer. Teabaggers are already shit. No point eating them.

[jmowreader]

29. I thought they were contaminated!

The combination of cheap bourbon, cheaper cigarettes and hate has permeated through every fiber of their being. The real question here should be, "when a teabagger dies, does the coroner need to have a hazmat endorsement on his driver's license to transport the body?"

[LeftishBrit]

30. No, I would catch Mad Elephant Disease if I did.

[Better Believe It]

31. They will get no sexual favors from me!

[kohodog]

32. Remember: You Are What You Eat n/t