An almost short enough Quote to put on a Bumpersticker by P.J. ORourke

[Mira]

He was on the panel on Bill Maher's show last night.

"Conservatives believe that Government is bad, and they have the Candidates to prove it."

[liberal N proud]

1. Perfect

[Angry Dragon]

2. If the conservatives want less government .........

why are they running for office??

[Mira]

4. Now this one, Angry Dragon, actually IS short enough. Nice!!! n/t

[lame54]

3. Did he mis-speak?...

that guy is a douche-bag conservative

[Mira]

5. His main God is Humour. I think that his true belief

sneaked out at its altar.
(A lot of these conservatives with half a brain don't really believe what they're supporting.)

[charlie]

6. He's been using that line for 20 years

It's guaranteed boffo.... zzzzzzz.

And yeah, he's not just a douchebag conservative, he's a douchebag Republican conservative.

[WhiteTara]

7. Isn't he though.

I can't stand him. I fell asleep during Bill last night. Last week was his best show ever! It was thoughtful, intelligent conversation. Most of the time, Bill bores me with his trying to create banter about the most serious of all subjects. I think he trivializes issues.

[blindpig]

8. A long time ago.....

PJ was a hippie type going to Hopkins and writing some for the local underground paper, Harry. He was present when Harry got busted, one of those typically inept, fascist actions which the Baltimore Police inflicted upon us on a regular basis. It freaked little PJ out, he thereafter resolved to cleave to the dominant society that he never have to experience such again. Pussy.

[Canuckistanian]

9. He wrote some good stuff for National Lampoon magazine

But I've been disappointed by his hard right turn in politics. Now he just sounds like any typical Fox News guest.