We Desperately Need a Lunatic

[DemocracyInaction]

Look what the media is coverning. How many people could not tell you who the Dem candidate is in DE or KY or CT or Alaska, etc.(they barely know NV if they are lucky)? - and I'm even talking about people within those states!! These lunatics are one big fun freak show for the media. Beck is a media freak show. We will not be able to get the zillion dollars of air time free like them unless we pull a few nut jobs out of an asylum and get them in front of the camera. The more wild, stupid, lying bastards we can dig up, the better! And sure as hell wouldn't hurt us to fly around on a broomstick once in awhile. Hmmmm...maybe we should go with strippers....they have to be lunatic ones though..and they will have to wear crosses around their neck and wave the flag and swear they are against premarital sex (or better still, against all sex in or out of marriage). Work with me here, folks, work with me........time is getting short.

[Greyhound]

1. That wouldn't be sensible.

But never fear, the scapegoats are already penned up and waiting...
:kick: & R

[Drale]

2. I say that we start

making wild accusations. Knowing the republicans some of them will be true. HE EATS BABIES! HE DOES LINES OF COKE OF MALE HOOKERS WHILE MASTURBATING TO PICTURES OF HIS GOD, GLEN BECK! and so on and so on.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. That's helpful.

:silly:

[CJCRANE]

3. That probably

wouldn't be a good idea...

but it would be funny, at least once, to out-batshit crazy the teabaggers...

So the next time Palin or Bachmann or whoever is being interviewed, just to be "fair and balanced" have a complete nutcase as the other guest who accuses them of exactly the same things (being like Hitler or being a terrorist or whatever) but just shouts it louder and talks over them.

On edit: a good example of this kind of thing is when the Comic-Con fans counter-protested Fred Phelps.

[L0oniX]

4. May I offer my services?

[DemocracyInaction]

8. Bingo--the damn ant

I think we finally found a slot for you that doesn't involve driving old women nuts trying to kill the bug! You are PERFECT....now you need to answer the following questions:

1) Have you ever been certified as a lunatic?
2) Do you have a broom?
3) What is your position on sex---that didn't come out right
4) How often do you speak to God?
5) Does he ever reply?
6) Did that ant evolve or did Jesus bring it to you?

[Z_I_Peevey]

5. We need a lunatic with a media empire...

then we might be in the same ballpark.

[DemocracyInaction]

9. Peevery--you nailed it

Exactly!!! Hitler would have been soooo happy to have the services of Murdock and his sadistic, sick little clown, Beck.

[KittyWampus]

6. Oddly, if we did have a lunatic the Media would suddenly call them out on it.

Howard Dean gave one inappropriate whoop and was roundly piled on.