Forget the birth certificate, these nutjobs want Obama's DNA!

[Archae]

Wouldn't you just love it if Obama told these ditwits, that immortal phrase from Dick Cheney? :eyes:

Man, here I thought that with Nazi re-enacters, witches, and tea baggers insisting they have a higher security clearance than the Commander in Chief, we had reached as low and as ridiculous as we could possibly get. How sad that reality proved to be so much worse than my pessimism:

Someone sent me a link to this article on the website of something called the Western Center for Journalism. I was hardly surprised, after I read the article, to find out that this organization was founded by Joseph Farah. They're going beyond even birtherism and demanding Obama's DNA:

This includes the determination of his actual identity, which requires genetic analysis. I started my investigation and analysis by deeming nearly every assertion as open to question, including the claimed identity of Mr. Obama's parents. A certificate that a child was born to Stanley Ann Dunham and Barack Hussein Obama in Honolulu on 4 August 1961 might be true; but, assuming it's true, it does not necessarily follow that Mr. Obama is that child. Whether he is or not requires genetic analysis.

::head desk:: Check the link, because it gets so much better. One of the commenters ponders if Obama's father isn't actually...wait for it...Malcolm X.

God, I wish I was kidding.

But no, the tea party/birther/DNAer movement has nothing to do with race. Nope.

http://tinyurl.com/25j5kvn

[Turbineguy]

1. When they have that

they'll think of something else.

[grantcart]

2. They will have to get permission from the Master Council of the High Potentates

at the planet Gorgon before they can action that request.

[cliffordu]

3. They changed the name of that planet.

Planet gorgonzola, now.

The world of cheeze.

[madinmaryland]

17. Please do not denigrate Cheeseheads!!

:D

[cliffordu]

21. Ah, OK - I got nothing against Green Bay...

I hope that's the cheezeheads you were talking about.....

[whistler162]

4. They have a valid gripe.....

I know for certain President Obama's father is the Martian high lord and the President is just waiting for the word before turning over the world to his father!

[Angry Dragon]

5. I voted for Obama

When he won the election I was glad to see that this country had progressed
to the point where we could have a black man as president.

It seems that I was wrong on many points.

[JuniperLea]

9. I don't care for some things he's done, or not done...

But I manage my expectations well, and I don't project my own wants into what he said he'd do... so I'm ok with him.

[progressoid]

6. ...

speechless...

[treestar]

7. This is what happens when you start believing your own delusions

:rofl:

[Raine]

8. Geesh do they think that Obama is an outer space

alien :wtf: these people are absolutely nuts! :crazy:

[Scuba]

10. Why don't they just say it?

"Wake up America, he's Black !!"

Bunch of racist pukes.

[malaise]

11. Maybe they should check his pictures

http://members.cox.net/rcross10/baby%20obama.bmp





Fuck you RETHUGS

[gmoney]

13. Those ears were obviously surgically enhanced!

[malaise]

14. What's that lil Manchurian candidate doing

playing baseball in a Hawaii tea shirt?

[gmoney]

15. No, it says HAVANA, not Hawaii...

geez, don't make us do genetic analysis on YOU, too!

[gmoney]

12. how would genetic analysis prove anything?

Anyone have his dead parents' DNA preserved in a mason jar? Or would they test his "so called" relatives?

Or maybe if they just find an X chromosome, that will prove his dad was Malcolm X.

Because obviously, Malcolm X had SUCH a sophisticated and far-reaching political machine at his control that he was able to ensure his son would ascend to the presidency to inflict the Black Power communist agenda on Cracker America. But he couldn't keep from getting assassinated...

[Curmudgeoness]

16. Why does this garbage even get any attention? There have

always been people who belong in asylums walking the streets. And I suppose there always will be. But I am baffled when someone publicizes their rantings. Let's go back to the days when we all just ignored the rants.

:tinfoilhat:

[struggle4progress]

18. How else can we be sure he's really not a penguin pretending to be Barack Obama?

[the redcoat]

19. Hahahahaha

hahahahahaha







hahahahahaha




...hah

[Kingofalldems]

20. Freepers---So now you know the truth ----Booohahahaha!

And we will soon confiscate your guns.

[Iterate]

22. Imagine their horror when they look inside the code

and find Kansas, or Oklahoma, or 17th century Massachusetts.

His genealogy shows he's related a number of other humans, including Bush, Palin, Cheney, Limbaugh, and Warren Buffet. Lest anyone be too fearful of these comical links to the right, it seems that he is also a cousin to many tens of millions of Americans, and shockingly, tens of millions of Europeans.

In fact, the latest research and a second of thinking indicates that he has as many as seven billion cousins, all of them centered around an old money and very prolific African family. I knew it, he's African.

But that means that you too are are a cousin of Barrack Hussein Obama, and African by blood and DNA. Sleep well my bagger cousins.