What would you do if you were buried under 2,000 feet of rock for 70 days with 32 Republicans?

[rug]

[Motown_Johnny]

1. talk to the rocks, they would make more sense

[Brickbat]

2. Convert them.

[Parker CA]

6. HA! That was my very first thought. LOL. It wouldn't be my idea of fun, but I'd make the best. nt

[Brickbat]

7. Gotta fill my time somehow! Might as well stay occupied.

[quinnox]

3. Um, not my idea of a good time

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. The math is no problem.

The average Republican has about 20,000 calories. ;)

[Scuba]

5. Eat really well.

[deaniac21]

8. I wouldn't be talkin' politics no matter who I was with.

[kratos12]

9. 33 men go in

1 man leaves.

[Bluzmann57]

10. Try to figure out how we would all survive

I suspect that politics would be the furthest thing from anyone's mind. Survival would be first and foremost.

[HopeHoops]

11. Keep whispering, "I'm wearing new socks" until they've all killed themselves.

[northernlights]

12. insist on earphones with private music

and write ecology soundbites, complete with drawings, on the rocks

[lame54]

13. Great incentive to dig myself out

[lame54]

14. throw a loaf of bread in the middle and watch them fight for it