Borowitz: Rabid Dog Briefly Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate

[spooky3]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/09/06/rabid-dog-briefly-mistaken-for-tea-party-candidate/

JEFFERSON CITY, MO (The Borowitz Report) – A rabid Doberman Pinscher jumped on stage at a Tea Party rally in Missouri on Labor Day and barked at the crowd for nearly twenty minutes before people realized he was not a candidate.

The dog, later identified by its owner as “Mister Buster,” held the crowd spellbound as he barked, growled, and frothed at the mouth, eventually receiving a standing ovation for his exertions.

...“I liked what he had to say,” she said. ”He reminded me of Glenn Beck, only furrier.”...

[Angry Dragon]

1. Thank you for the laugh Spooky

[bullwinkle428]

2. LOVE IT!

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Could not be more on point....

[Hepburn]

4. Bet they left out the part where he ate his own shit...

...too Tea Party like for polite company? :shrug:

[4_TN_TITANS]

5. now that's funny!

"did his business right in the middle of the stage" - typical TeaParty.