You know I was thinking, If I had been in a coma for 20 years and woke up yesterday, I would look at the slate of politicians the Republicans are throwing out there and wonder two things. First would be, "Is this a joke?" And second would be "Why are the Republicans recruiting at mental hospitals, did they run out of criminals?" So I thought a nice list of "teh crazy" would be in order. Now before you go yelling "You forgot so and so!" please remember that there are so many of them it's hard to keep up. So I leave it to you to add to or to finish up this list. Please, no adulterers, crooks, or morans, we are just looking for teh crazy! So here they are folks, The best and brightest the Republicans have to offer...
Sharron Angle of Nevada,, thinks Muslims are going to take over America and we will live under Sharia Law. Also she thinks that Americans on unemployment are spoiled little brats. Oh and she mentioned something about armed insurrection if Congress "continues the way it's going". That one has to be a favorite of mine. I mean there really is nothing funnier than an "American Patriot" who wants to overthrow a legal Democratically elected Government.. because... because... BECAUSE THEY LOST!
Christine O'Donnell of Loonyasfuckistan, is against masturbation, dabbled in witchcraft and has classified information that China is planning a U.S. takeover.
Rand Paul of Nepotism county, would like to change the Civil Rights act because he thinks businesses should be allowed to discriminate at will.
Ken Buck, not only is Colorado's Ken Buck a Birther but he also thinks Social Security is Unconstitutional, and if that's not enough, as District Attorney he refused to prosecute a rapist who had actually confessed in a recording, because, well, he thought, even though the man confessed, that the woman had "buyers remorse".
Ole Ken Buck has some competition for Colorado Lunacy, Dan Maes, who believes that the drive to get folks riding their bikes is a plot to "convert Denver into a United Nations Community". Whatever the fuck that means.
Carly Fiorina of California, campaigning on jobs and fiscal responsibility... :rofl:
Joe Miller can see Russia from his home in Alaska, he's against abortion even in cases of rape or incest. Also thinks Social Security is Unconstitutional. Is also a nutcase.
Lamar Smith of Texas, The greatest threat to America is... ready for it? Are you sure? Did you guess drugs? Terrorists? Wall Street? WRONG. The greatest threat to America is... THE LIBERAL MEDIA. And as soon as I can find the "liberal media" I'll let them know.
Louis Gohmert of Texas, well let me just quote this nut, maybe you can make sens of it. This is Gohmert on "hate crimes" legislation: ""You'd have to strike any laws against BEASTIALITY, if you're oriented toward CORPSES, toward CHILDREN, you know, there are all kinds of perversions." Mr Gohmert, please step away from the sharp objects.
Carl Paladino of NY, well what can you say, homophobic right up until he's collecting rent from Gay Nightclubs. Oh and his views on the poor? Move them to prisons: "THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL PROPERTIES with basketball courts, bathroom facilities, toilet facilities. Many young people would love to get the hell out of cities"
Glen Urquhart of Delaware, oh yes gotta love this guy. He believes that seperation of Church and State originally came from Adolph Hitler and would like you to ask your liberal friends why they are Nazi's.
Oh and speaking of Nazi's How about Ole Rich Lott, third from the left in this photo:
Luckily a spokesman for Lott came out today with an explanation "There is not an iota of anti-semetism in Rich Lott, and the uniform in the photo is not a Nazi uniform it's an SS uniform". Well thank god for that.
Trent Franks of Arizona, on Obama: ""He has no place in any station of government and we need to realize that he is an ENEMY OF HUMANITY." Give this man some Xanax please.
Ok DU'ers... who did I miss?
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