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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:37 PM
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Just when I thought I saw the craziest freeper thread, I ran across this one. Wow.
I just posted what this one loony toon wrote because I found it amazing. What kind of a mind comes up with this shit?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2610084/posts

Demonic Photos of Imam Hussein Obama Slip Past White House Censorship

Dear FReepers,

Twice in the last two tumultuous years, we have witnessed the true nature of Imam Hussein Obama. Over the weekend, the President stumped for flailing Democrat leaders in stalwart bastions where the re-election of left-wig nuts has been a sure thing. That was certainly true before the advent of this bizare, one of a kind politition.

Photos released by the White House show an angry, nearly out of control President whose grip on reality shows signs of deterioration. Before we evaluate these photos out of context, I would like to remind all of you just how extreme Imam Hussein Obama really is;

“And he shall confirm the covenant with many for one week; and in the midst of the week he shall cause the sacrifice and the oblation to cease, and for the overspreading of abominations he shall make it desolate, even until the consummation, and that determined shall be poured upon the desolate." (Daniel 9 verse: 27)

The Tribulation period known as the Hours of Temptation / Hours of Trial is the Final Seven Years of Human History. According to Daniel it is triggered by the Antichrist “First Beast of Revelation” who confirms a covenant with many for exactly 7 years. If we know the last day of the Tribulation which is 23 September 2015, all we have to do is to backtrack exactly 7 years (2520 days / 84 months) to get to the first day of the Tribulation which brings us to 29 October 2008!

TO PUT IT CLEARLY THE TRIBULATION RUNS FROM 29 OCTOBER 2008 TO 23 SEPTEMBER 2015!

We have to ask the question! Did the Antichrist confirm a covenant with many on that very day? The answer is: He did! Barack Hussein Obama (The President of The United States) delivered a 30-minute-long infomercial.

He put himself on nationwide TV, on 7 major TV networks, and in front of over 33 million people, confirmed, or strengthened, or re-affirmed, or summarized, his platform, his promises, to be of one mind, and to all come together, or his COVENANT with the people. He strengthened his covenant (his promises). The intention of his covenant, or his promises, was not only TO STRENGTHEN, but also to PREVAIL on Election Day, to EXCEED during his presidency, TO BE GREAT, and TO BE MIGHTY. The title of his message was, “A Closing Argument to the Everyman”. I would say that "Everyman" would sure include a whole lot of people. Besides the 33 million that watched his speech live on Oct. 29, 2008, on TV, millions more saw it later on news telecasts and on the Internet. Certainly, the “many” involved an abundant number, a huge number, a multitude, yes, millions upon millions of people, not just a handful of countries that we have come to expect the “many” to represent.

During this speech, Obama said he was going to CHANGE THE COUNTRY and CHANGE THE WORLD!!! His main platform has been to “PREPARE FOR CHANGE”. Daniel 7:25 says the Antichrist is coming to CHANGE times and laws. The “confirming of the covenant with many for ONE WEEK”, simply was put in Scripture so we could identify the 70TH WEEK of Daniel. In other words, God is allowing us to identify the Antichrist and the first day of the 70th WEEK of Daniel at the same time. I BELIEVE GOD IS SAYING THAT WHEN YOU SEE A PRIME CANDIDATE FOR THE ANTICHRIST CONFIRMING A COVENANT (OR PROMISES) IN FRONT OF MANY (MILLIONS AND MILLIONS) ON THE VERY SAME DAY THAT CALCULATES OUT TO BE THE VERY FIRST DAY OF THE FINAL 7 YEARS, KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED THE 70TH WEEK OF DANIEL.

WHEN WE SEE AN OUTSTANDING CANDIDATE TO BE THE ANTICHRIST STRENGTHEN, OR CONFIRM, HIS COVENANT OR PROMISES IN FRONT OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON THE EXACT DAY THAT EVERYTHING POINTS TOWARDS, TO BE THE FIRST DAY OF THE 70TH WEEK OF DANIEL, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO THINK???? That it was all just coincidence??? A word study of Daniel 9:27 in the Hebrew, tells us that WHAT TOOK PLACE WITH OBAMA ON 0CT. 29, 2008, WAS, INDEED THE FULFILLMENT OF DANIEL 9:27.

We also had 3 striking warnings from the Lord. All the 3 warnings took place on notable days.

- A huge sun flare (29 September 2008 - Rosh Hashanah) - (30-day warning)

- Dow Jones fell 777,7 points. 777 is the Number of Completion! (29 September 2008 - Rosh Hashanah) - (30-day warning)

- The three winning numbers of the Illinois lottery were 666. 666 is the Number of the Beast of Revelation! (05 November 2008 - The day Obama was elected!) - (7-day warning after the covenant)

Why was his infomercial exactly 30-minute long?

“And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.” (Book of Revelation 8)

The opening of the seventh seal started the Tribulation. While there was a 30-minute-long infomercial delivered by the Antichrist on the Earth, there was a 30-minute-long silence in heaven. Never before in the world’s history has anyone given a 30-minute info-commercial “confirming his campaign promises with many and that if he is elected he would change the world”. Nothing happens by chance! Please note that the "Seventh Seal of Revelation" is the first seal which was opened. It is not in the same chapter as the other six. No wonder! It is by prophetic design so to say. The Book of Revelation is not in chronological order!

What else do we have to know about the Antichrist and the Tribulation? (I recommend you read Mark 13 / Matthew 24 / Luke 21 to get a clear picture of the end-time events)

The Tribulation is divided into two equal parts each lasting for 3.5 years (42 months / 1260 days) The first part runs from 29 October 2008 to 11 April 2012 and this part is known as the “Beginning of Sorrows”.

“ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

“For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in diverse places. All these are the beginning of sorrows” (Matthew 24)

Maranatha Lord Jesus

1 posted on Monday, October 18, 2010 10:08:11 PM by STD

THE FUTURE JUBILEE YEAR marks the 50 year, 49 year cycle of Jewish Festivals. The slaves are released, debts are forgiven. These are copies of what Jesus will do the in the Kingdom of God.

Announced Yom Kippur, Tishri 10, 5776, 9-23-2015

We know from the days separating the Tribulation and Great Tribulation certain blocks of time only fit in this time frame. If Christ's to return within the next 100 years, it's got to fall in here!


22 posted on Monday, October 18, 2010 10:44:06 PM by STD



Mt 24:36-42 says, “But of that DAY AND HOUR KNOWETH NO MAN, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, UNTIL THE DAY THAT NOE ENTERED INTO THE ARK (Cheshvan 17), And knew not until the flood came (on Cheshvan 17), and took them all away; SO SHALL ALSO THE COMING OF THE SON OF MAN BE. THEN (i.e., on Cheshvan 17) SHALL TWO BE IN THE FIELD; THE ONE SHALL BE TAKEN, AND THE OTHER LEFT. TWO WOMEN SHALL BE GRINDING AT THE MILL; THE ONE SHALL BE TAKEN, AND THE OTHER LEFT. WATCH THEREFORE: FOR YE KNOW NOT WHAT HOUR YOUR LORD DOTH COME.” Then we might be able to know the day.

It seems that Ariel Sharon, who now has double pneumonia and impaired brain function, is our Methuselah. When he is dead, the Rapture will probably come. If I remember right, Methuselah died one week before it began to rain. That is when Noah was told that it would start to rain in 7 days.

It looks like the wise virgins will not be in the dark as to the DAY, just the hour. The foolish virgins won’t know the day or the hour. Mt. 24:32-45 (KJV) says, “Now learn a parable of the fig tree (Israel, Joel 1:6,7); When his branch (klados, scion broken off for grafting, i.e., modern Israel grafted into her old rootstock) is yet tender (apalos, young, i.e., no more than 19, which she was in 1967), and putteth forth leaves (Gaza Strip, Sinai, Golen Heights, West Bank, in the Six-Day War of 1967), ye know that summer is nigh (the war started June 5; summer arrived June 21): So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it (’the kingdom of God’, Luke 21:31) is near, even at the DOORS (symbol of the Raptures, as in Rev. 3:8, 4:1). Verily (amen, so be it, firm, trustworthy) I say unto you, This generation (i.e., those born in 1967) shall not pass (1967 + 48.33 = 2015.33, or the Feast of Trumpets, Sept. 14, 2015), till all these things (including both Raptures) be fulfilled.” It looks like the 2nd Rapture will be Tishri 1, 5776, Sept. 14, 2015, so the 1st Rapture should be soon.

Lev 26:2-4 says, “Ye shall keep my SABBATHS, and reverence my sanctuary: I am the LORD. If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them; Then I WILL GIVE YOU RAIN IN DUE SEASON, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees (i.e., nations) of the field (i.e., world) shall yield their FRUIT.” We are called a kind of firstfruits. James 1:18 says, “Of his own will begat he us with the word of truth, that we should be A KIND OF FIRSTFRUITS of his creatures.”

IN MARK, THE PORTER DOESN’T KNOW THE HOUR, BUT HE KNOWS THE DAY. Mark 13:33-37 says, “Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time (kairos, set or due time) is. For the Son of man is as a man taking a far journey, who left his house, and gave authority to his servants, and to every man his work, and commanded the porter to watch. WATCH YE THEREFORE: FOR YE KNOW NOT WHEN THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE COMETH, AT EVEN, OR AT MIDNIGHT, OR AT THE COCKCROWING, OR IN THE MORNING: Lest coming suddenly he find you sleeping. And what I say unto you I say unto all, Watch.” At even, midnight, cockcrowing, or morning is describing the hour. The porter already knows the day.

40 posted on Monday, October 18, 2010 11:03:02 PM by STD



It is just needless to say how many major earthquakes, tropical storms, floods, famines, diseases and wars - riots especially in the Middle East have been taking place (see CNN) not to mention the global economic crisis, the oil spill disaster (2nd Trumpet Judgement?), the massive volcano eruption in Iceland, causing untold problems in Europe and around the world, and many other natural disasters of a much greater magnitude than ever before. + We are the generation which is likely to see a cataclysmic nuclear warfare. In the first half of the 20th century, a nuclear warfare was unimaginable. Experts say that a nuclear war is NOW INEVITABLE!

One could say: “these things always happened”. Yes they really did, but not so often and not in such intensity. These things are now happening at the same time, getting worse and even worse!

“When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.”(Luke 21 verse: 28)

“Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, and saying,
Where is the promise of his coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things are continuing as they were from the beginning of creation” (2nd Peter 3 verse: 3:4)

And what could we say about the people in the last days?
I don’t think I should describe how cruel and evil people are and it’s getting even worse unfortunately BUT it will come to an end very very soon!

“This know also that in the last days, perilous times shall come.
For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of all those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of god, having a form of godliness, but denying its power thereof. From such turn away.”(2nd Timothy 3 verse: 1-5)

All in all this cannot be compared to the second part of the Tribulation called The Great Tribulation which runs from 11 April 2012 to 23 September 2015.

Please note that 11 April is a significant date.

1.) In 1996 and 1997, something happened that caused a whole lot of excitement among Biblical astronomers and astute watchmen. Two bright comets crossed at the EXACT SAME COORDINATES IN THE SKY. Comet Hyatuke crossed these coordinates in the sky on APRIL 11, 1996, and comet Hale-Bopp crossed THESE SAME EXACT COORDINATES ON APRIL 11, 1997
The crossing of the two bright comets took place right between the eyes of Rosh Satan.
What is God trying to show us? Satan’s man, the Antichrist.

2.) It is right in the middle of the Holy Week of 2012. According to the Bible we know that the Antichrist will be killed just before the beginning of The Great Tribulation (Book of Revelation 13).
If the Antichrist is going to try to imitate Christ, by resurrecting from his mortal head wound, after 3 days, what better time to do it, than during the Holy Week, during the Spring Feast Days. April 11, 2012, IS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOLY WEEK!!! That’s the time when Obama becomes Satan Incarnate. He will desecrate the sanctuary in Jerusalem and deceive the world!

During The Great Tribulation all hell breaks lose!

- The Persecution of Christians will begin worldwide

- All the Vial Judgments – God’s final wrath will be poured upon the Earth (Book of Revelation 16)

- The Mark of the Beast will be compulsory worldwide. (This may be a “biochip-implant”, Time will tell) ( Book of Revelation chapter 13)

Persecution of the Christians:

“Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name’s sake.
And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come” (Matthew 24)

Mark of the Beast:
Never ever accept it! Choose to die for Jesus instead!

“And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

“And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

“Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.” (Revelation 13)

Conclusion:

What’s the chance of these 7 years (29 October 2008 – 23 September 2015) being the Tribulation period?

29 October 2008 – The Antichrist Confirms covenant with many, and we receive 3 supernatural confirmations on notable days.

11 April 2012 – The exact midpoint of the Tribulation. A perfect opportunity for the Antichrist to rise up and imitate Jesus. (Holy weeks)

23 September 2015 – Jewish holiday (Yom Kippur – Day of Atonement) + tetrads (signs in the sky) – exactly 7 years from 29 October 2008 and exactly 49 years from 7 June 1967.

This day is also the end of both a Jubilee Cycle* and a Sabbatical Cycle.*

The term “Jubilee” comes from Leviticus 25: 8-13 and the Jubilee Cycle is “seven x seven years” or 49 years. The “Year of Jubilee” is God’s 50th Year which begins at the blowing of the “shofar” (trumpet) on Yom Kippur of the 49th year of each Jubilee Cycle.
A Jubilee Cycle began on 7 June 1967 and will end exactly 49 years (17640 days) later on Yom – Kippur 23 September 2015!

The term “Sabbatical” comes from the word “Sabbath” (Saturday) and it is made up of 7 years.
From this it follows a Jubilee Cycle is made up of 7 Sabbatical Cycles. (7*7=49)
A Sabbatical Cycle began on 29 October 2008 and will end exactly 7 years (2520 days) later on Yom – Kippur 23 September 2015!

Is it logical for God to give 49 years (one Jubilee Cycle) to Israel before the Messiah returns? Let us remember the Parable of the Fig Tree. This is the Final Generation.
If Jesus did not return at the end of THIS Jubilee and Sabbatical Cycle, the Parable of the Fig Tree would not be correct!
The Parable of the Fig Tree is of great importance! It tells us that the TIME IS RIPE!
All the dates set before the revival of Israel were bogus and useless!

THE TIME FRAME IS ENTRENCHED! IT CANNOT BE MOVED!

THE TRIBULATION PERIOD RUNS FROM 29 OCTOBER 2008 TO 23 SEPTEMBER 2015, THE MIDPOINT OF WHICH IS 11 APRIL 2012.

45 posted on Monday, October 18, 2010 11:17:06 PM by STD

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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:41 PM
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1. OH NOES!!! The President is the ANTI-CHRIST!!!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:42 PM
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2. THIS is why America needs to improve the unemployment numbers
Some people have WAY too much time on their hands.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:45 PM
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3. Go take a shower. No, on second thought, take two!
Then go sacrifice a goat to his Satanic Evilness and pray to Beelzebub that they haven't discovered our FEMA camps, too! :evilgrin:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:46 PM
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4. At least he had the guts to post his Picture.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:47 PM
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5. I saw that
and posted it on another site I belong to

lots of right wing posters on the other site

just waiting to see how many of them agree with it
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:49 PM
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6. I'm worried, April 11th is my birthday! OMG!
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lunasun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 11:06 PM
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13. and 2012 , just so much is supposed 2 go on that year with the Mayan thing later in the year too
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sabrina 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 06:09 AM
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37. I'm worried too. October 29th is my birthday.
Could this be a sign?

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DaveinJapan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:50 PM
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7. One could make some great fantasy/fiction out of these rantings...
Personally, it's entertaining to read. However, such people will never know enjoyment or peace, they're so wrapped up in their insanity.

It's kinda sad really. I don't feel any of the sort of disgust or resentment towards them that I do towards "rational" people like Karl Rove and Cheney and Rice and the rest, along with their idiot lackey Bush, for their actual malfeasance and anti-humanity ways.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:52 PM
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8. Cocaine is a hellava drug nt
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Arctic Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 12:53 AM
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19. Tru dat. Hahahahahaha
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 02:28 AM
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29. Coke? This Is More Like Peyote...
All these "revelations"...sure sounds like tripping on some hallucenogenic to me... :rofl:
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Erose999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 08:21 AM
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42. I was gonna say that given the rambling and paranoia that if a drug was involved its probably meth.

I am pretty sure a lot of Freepers are also tweakers.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:52 PM
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9. No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney. n/t
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:53 PM
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10. There's no insanity like religious insanity I always say.
So did George Carlin on either Larry King or maybe the old Imus show on MSNBC.

"There's no insanity like religious insanity" Carlin said.
"Ancient religious hatreds and nuclear weapons, not a good combination man. Not a good combination".

I miss George.
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 01:18 AM
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24. absent a religious framework, the disturbed mind will find, or create another
I know it's inconvenient to many but extreme religiosity is a symptom of mental disorder.

Religion, in and of itself will not create a disorder where none existed before any more than atheism or humanism will.
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 10:59 PM
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11. The Farce is strong in this one.
:scared:
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 11:05 PM
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12. Too bad Glenn Beck couldn't fit all that on his blackboard.
Wow.
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 11:09 PM
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14. I feel sorry for people like this.
Seriously, can you imagine being so obsessively fixated on the endtimes/apocalypse, the afterlife, eternal damnation while reading so much into so little? The only point taken from this odd outburst is that the writer is incapable of enjoying the present and being alive. His/her life must be a living hell (how else to explain posting at FR?).
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Donating Member (22 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 11:09 PM
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15. Wingnuts
I think they have a copyright on crazy, don't they?
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 11:21 PM
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16. Does anybody else find it glaringly convenient...
that no Republican Presidents are ever Anti-Christs?

What a coinkidink!
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-10 11:34 PM
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17. whoa nelly!
someone's off their meds.
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EC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 12:38 AM
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18. It's so sad that this is all someone's whole world amounts to..
I mean really this guy must obsess with this stuff to write this - it must be the only thread he has to life?
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 12:55 AM
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20. That made my head hurt.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 12:55 AM
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21. Damn. That is long and too crazy, and I'm tired and to lazy.
:evilgrin:
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gaspee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 04:20 AM
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34. +10000000
The first few lines were enough for me!
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Trocadero Donating Member (892 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 01:07 AM
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22. loon
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 01:12 AM
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23. How can the dow fall 777,7 points? Anyone?
Is this a new math system invented by the Nutbaggers?
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Egnever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 01:56 AM
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25. "Why was his infomercial exactly 30-minute long?"
:shrug: :rofl: :rofl:
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Control-Z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 02:52 AM
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30. That was my favorite!
Of course I didn't make it much past that point. My brain hurt too much.
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anAustralianobserver Donating Member (440 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 02:03 AM
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26. The lengths that some people will go to to deny to themselves that they are sore losers :D
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NBachers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 02:08 AM
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27. I like to put in a lot of different ingredients when I make a meatloaf
Edited on Tue Oct-19-10 02:08 AM by NBachers
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 02:12 AM
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28. Good gods, that poster is a fucking idiot.
Edited on Tue Oct-19-10 02:13 AM by Lucian
Using Revelation as a source of proof automatically labels you a complete fucking moron in my eyes, incapable of rational thought.

I didn't even bother to read the rest because I've already lost 100 brain cells reading the first three paragraphs.

And the poster's screen name is "STD." The joke writes itself.
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 03:45 AM
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31. One is supposed to read the label of Dr Bronner's Castile Soap, not drink it
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14thColony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 04:02 AM
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32. Bucketloads of crazy going on here
In pretty much all fundamentalist Christian eschatology there is one and only one Rapture, and it preceeds the Tribulation. Therefore, all crazy math tricks aside, if he's convinced we're in the Tribulation, then he's just as fucked as the rest of us.

I wonder what happens come 24 September 2015 when it's clear to him he didn't have a ticket for either Rapture 1 or Rapture 2?

Amazing how self-delusional non-existent sky gods can make a person.
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Erose999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 08:30 AM
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44. I'm thinking he will probably go on a shooting spree 9/25/15 when he realizes he missed the boat

That, or him and the rest of his followers will share some kool-aid.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 04:05 AM
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33. WUR DOOOMED! WUR DOOMED! WUR DOOOOMED!
Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!
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gaspee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 04:22 AM
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35. I really want to believe
That this is parody. Unfortunately, I don't think it is. I'm going to prefer to think of it as excellent performance art.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 04:44 AM
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36. Swell. An apopheniac high on End Times. That's what was missing.
When did certain humans become so phenomenally stupid to think that anything short of Christian Arch-Rightist White Men running every single thing = "Teh UHPOXALISP!!!" ?
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 06:16 AM
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38. I'd like to be that loony for an hour or so, just to see what it's like. n/t
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Dash87 Donating Member (404 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 06:25 AM
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39. Haha. I love how his "three warnings" never actually happened.
RWers are obsessed with urban legends and always take them as fact. :)

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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 06:26 AM
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40. "bizare, one of a kind politition"
I stopped reading there. :rofl:
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 07:59 AM
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41. 1) The BIBLE says that everybody will LOVE the Antichrist & be fooled. Oops. Also says
no man will know when this will happen. Double oops.

Not Obama.
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 08:25 AM
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43. Screwn to the power of infinity!!!!!!!!! nt
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 08:31 AM
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45. I think the Ghostbusters said it best
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GeorgeGist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 09:49 AM
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46. God must be ...
INSANE.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 09:53 AM
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47. I've got two questions for that freeper:
1. What has he been smoking?, and
2. Where can I score some?

Cuz, that is some bad-ass shit he's got swirling around in his cranium... :smoke:
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 10:14 AM
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48. Another warning sign from THE LORD!!!111
"We also had 3 striking warnings from the Lord. All the 3 warnings took place on notable days.

- A huge sun flare (29 September 2008 - Rosh Hashanah) - (30-day warning)

- Dow Jones fell 777,7 points. 777 is the Number of Completion! (29 September 2008 - Rosh Hashanah) - (30-day warning)

- The three winning numbers of the Illinois lottery were 666. 666 is the Number of the Beast of Revelation! (05 November 2008 - The day Obama was elected!) - (7-day warning after the covenant)"




The mileage on my car = 14,376 miles

divided by 2 = 7188

turned inside out = 8187

add the number of demons that can dance on the head of a pin...1 (it's a big demon) = 8188

the square root of 8188 = 90 (approximately)

Add the number of live brain cells in that Freeper's brain....0 = 90

Multiply by Sarah Palin's IQ (4) = 360

OMG!!!!!!!!!

360 is the number of degrees in a circle!!!!

A clear reference to Barack Obama's Zodiacal sign, Leo (Lions have round heads)


He is the Anti-Christ!!!!

aughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:scared:







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rbixby Donating Member (716 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 10:26 AM
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49. Isn't the tribulation and judgement and stuff supposed to be a good thing?
Shouldn't these people be celebrating, since its almost time for God to take his believers back or something? It seems like these off the deep end evangelical types are more scared of the 'end of the world' than the people who are supposed to be ending up on the short end of the stick.
I always wondered about that, I'd be having a party if I was one of those types, 'cause its almost time to go home!
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 10:28 AM
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50. Black man in the White House!!!! Run for your lives!!!!! nt
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 10:34 AM
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51. You got it in one.
Nothin' let to say. :shrug:
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 10:36 AM
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52. You can't make this up
all because a black man is president. These people are pathetic. :eyes:
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thereismore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 12:19 PM
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53. "politics of Hussein and the euthanasia and abortion policies of Adolph Hitler"
Genius! :banghead:
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MedicalAdmin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-10 12:26 PM
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54. Sweet Fucking Christ on a Harley
But that is one big smelly steaming heap of BS. Holy moley. Um - wow. Can we get this guy some help? Or at least a nice cozy little jail cell?

What amazes me is that this stuff lives forever in freeperville, but if I post anything questioning any right wing postion or talking point or ask for something remotely resembling logic then I get banned and removed within about 3 seconds. Go figure.
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