The Preamble as it stands today..........

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

"We the ***** Corporations and Foreign Interests of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect **** oligarchy and conglomerate, establish Justice only for those above the federal poverty level who are White and Christian, insure domestic **** political division, provide for the common defense of our business practices, promote the general Welfare of our stakeholders, and secure the Blessings of Liberty *** of non-regulation and oversight and our to ignore the future’s Posterity, do ordain and *** purchase the defenders of this Constitution for the United States of America."

[HopeHoops]

1. I thought it had been edited down to "Fuck everyone else - I got mine."

[valerief]

3. Ha! You forgot, "The End, The Hypocracy". (Not a typo.) nt

[iscooterliberally]

2. The new pledge..

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the divided states of America, and to the republic which no longer stands, one nation under surveillance, completely divided, with liberty and justice for no one. :evilgrin:

[valerief]

4. No, no, no. This is the NEW America. The one where UNeducation is a major investment.

I plege allygents too the flag of the constatutoin with liberty and just us fore all.