Breaking News: Small band of 1/2 primate/human found in remote island of Indonesia

[opihimoimoi]

15 very excited Scientists were taken to the Island by natives who first reported the group 2 days ago.

Per Face book 2 hours ago: Approximately 28 primates were observed who appear to be 1/2 HUMAN and 1/2 PRIMATE...

The largest male is approx 1.9 M and 75 Kg.

Children range from infants to adolesents...12 total.

All appear healthy and show no fear of the friendly intrusion.

The scientists are baffled by the close resemblance of males to Glenn Beck.

The females all look Sharron Angle...

Video clips on the way....

from the Facetious Network.... :o)

[hlthe2b]

1. Undoubtedly more evolved than glenn Beck

[monmouth]

2. OMG you had me for more sentences than I care to admit..LOL Great!..n/t

[woodsprite]

3. So did COD really come from that island rather than NJ? n/t

[Terra Alta]

16. Chrissy is no primate

but she does have a fully functioning mouse's brain.

[name not needed]

18. To be fair, most of the Jersey Shore cast is from New York.

[pinboy3niner]

4. LOL!

Darn, you aced me out of a chance to ask if they'd compared their DNA with Glenn Beck yet!

:rofl:

:hi:

[Angry Dragon]

5. Evolution is alive

Do they watch faux news??

[undeterred]

6. Aren't dey my couzins?

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. *snort*

This thread is useless without pictures.

[Oceansaway]

8. send this to Christine O'Donnel.....nt

[Control-Z]

9. But, was there a mouse/human

resembling a witch?

[Motown_Johnny]

10. Humans ARE Primates

Which is why none of this ever made any sense. They should try "1/2 Human 1/2 Lemur" and be sure to refference Dr. Moreau


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate

^snip^

A primate (pronounced /ˈpraɪmeɪt/, us dict: prī′·māt) is a member of the biological order Primates (/praɪˈmeɪtiːz/ prī·mā′·tēz; Latin: "prime, first rank"<2>), the group that contains prosimians (including lemurs, lorises, galagos and tarsiers) and simians (monkeys and apes).<3> With the exception of humans, who inhabit every continent on Earth, most primates live in tropical or subtropical regions of the Americas, Africa and Asia

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. Yep

[Bobbieo]

11. Poor things won't last long once exposed to civilization!

[walldude]

12. LMFAO.. if there is a god he has the best fucking timing!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Man this could not have come at a better time. Now what the fuck are Beck and O'Donnell going to do?

[opihimoimoi]

17. You do knows this is a joke??? Beck and COD are both ignorant assholes...if this was true

both would eat crow....oops....sorry crows...

[TK421]

14. What an embarrassment to all 1/2 primates and 1/2 humans...hiding in shame

[JohnnyLib2]

15. OMG, it's the future of mankind!

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