New poll numbers, Dems in trouble!!

[JNelson6563]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/democrats-could-lose-up-to-8000-seats-in-upcoming,18285/

WASHINGTON—According to recent media reports, Democrats stand to lose as many as 8,000 congressional seats and more than 917 gubernatorial races in November's midterm elections. "Republicans are poised to pick up 1,500 seats in Ohio alone, and could wind up with a 23,576-to-12 majority in the Senate," Beltway observer Isaac Hundt said Wednesday, noting the GOP's advantage is likely to increase by Election Day given that its candidates are outspending their opponents by some $900 trillion. "With Democratic disapproval ratings in the quadruple digits, it's a foregone conclusion that Republicans will not only retake Congress, but hold it for the next 20,000 to 25,000 years." Experts also predicted the one-sided election results would cause Barack Obama to die on the spot, at which point the nation's leading conservative talk-radio host would be sworn in as president of the United States forever.

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[driver8]

1. I posted this on my Facebook page the other day...

No one got the joke.

This is so funny, and so perfect.

[still_one]

2. That isn't too far off from what we are hearing from the "libural" media /nt

[JNelson6563]

3. The Onion does a great job of mocking the MSM.

I love them for it!

[ProdigalJunkMail]

4. i love The Onion... ahhhhh n/t

[FSogol]

5. Get thee to the Greatest Page.

:rofl:

Oh noes, we'll lose 8000 seats1!11

[JaneQPublic]

6. The Onion just lifted this verbatim from Fox News. (nt)

[Barack_America]

7. I read that in the AP.

[Pacifist Patriot]

12. I got it from Reuters

[FourScore]

8. Too funny. n/t

[Scurrilous]

9. We're doomed!!1!

:rofl:

[Champion Jack]

10. Just as funny as the first time I saw it posted here...

and the second



and the third

[JNelson6563]

14. How did I miss this??

I love the Onion stuff, can't believe I missed the prior postings of this. Sorry for the repeat!

Julie

[LoZoccolo]

11. lol n/t

[Spazito]

13. LOL, they must be using Nate Silver's predictions...

looks awfully familiar!

:rofl:

[treestar]

15. The next 20000 years are going to suck!

:rofl:

[Number23]

16. And you know why, don't you?

It's.... OBUMMER'S FAULT!!! Yes, precious -- the Obummer!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

((paraphrasing from one of my fave DUers, Arkana))

[JNelson6563]

18. Oh yes, there is no doubt!

:toast: ;-)

[DearAbby]

17. It's the Rapture

and we had been left behind.