Adult Truths

[katty]

(fwd from friend)

Adult Truths


I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer
history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're
wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know
how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you
know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the
day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to
have to restart my collection...again.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want
to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make
any changes to.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when
they call.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night
more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile
because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a
jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you
can wear them forever.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what
time it is.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a
pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd
bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7
seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first
helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize
that their brain is also important.

[ZombieHorde]

1. Cute. nt

[mikelgb]

2. good thread, but for the lounge.

[jobycom]

5. Yeah, it's way too much truth for GD. UTTL!!!!

Upgrade To The Lounge!

[Control-Z]

6. That's right.

GD is only for the serious and gloomy.

[Uben]

3. You're not going to win the lottery, but......

....keep buying tickets, because whoever does win it will need the money!

[jobycom]

4. K&R before it winds up in the Lounge!

That way, all us Loungies will take a moment or two to figure out how it was recced. :)

[Suich]

7. All true!

:rofl: