What should Mara Liasson do to get herself a big Fox contract?

[Enrique]

I'm sure she's looking at what Juan got and saying to herself, man I'd like to get me some of that!

So let's give her some ideas.

I'll start by suggesting she go on Glenn Beck's show, where Glenn can identify her as an NPR reporter and then go into his anti-Tides rant, and then turn to Mara to see what she thinks. Mara would then very reasonably point out that it's natural to see the need to stop the Tides Foundation at any cost, including assassinating people there. Since she's from NPR, she would have to add that no one should kill anyone, at Tides or elsewhere, but Beck did have a point in believing that in order to save the country everyone at Tides must die.

Reasonable, no? She's a political analyst and that's her analysis. Go ahead, NPR, make her day!

[Ikonoklast]

1. Fellate Republicans? Oh, wait...

Done already.


Hmmm.

[mwb970]

2. I don't understand how someone could be on both Fox "News" and NPR.

I would question the integrity and motives of anyone who plays both sides of the street in this way. Do we allow our soldiers to occasionally fight for the Taliban, if they are paid enough?

[Bozita]

3. poll dancing?

intentional.

[msanthrope]

4. That was good. n/t

[JoePhilly]

5. Say she used to get scared when she was alone in an elevator with Juan Williams

[donco6]

6. Bigger boobs?

Blonder hair?

Can't hurt.