Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing to you,

[denem]

I was sure it was all made up until Tuesday night, December 12, 2000 when I got totally screwed.

[HopeHoops]

1. Um, that's not the kind of "screwed" they generally look for.

:evilgrin:

Good one, though.

[RagAss]

2. ?

[denem]

3. Bush v Gore

[Contrary1]

4. Did it go something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCKQaZ4RBts

[denem]

5. No, like this

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/06/29/justices,0.jpg

[EOTE]

6. Sincerely, The United States of America. NT

[JSK]

7. Wasn't it Dec 12? n/t

[denem]

8. I'll check.

[denem]

9. Fixed. Thanks.

:blush:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. At least there was lubrication

Bush was lubricated when he went in, and stayed pretty much lubricated for 8 years.

:party:

[denem]

11. But he didn't use a condom.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. No, I think he used a Condalisa

or however it's spelled.

[catnhatnh]

12. This is why....

The loss of Duzy's is tragic...

[denem]

13. Thanks

I should have said, totally screwed by four guys and a woman in black nightshirts