Who Writes Sarah Palin's Speeches?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Her demagoguery reaches unforeseen heights. She reminds me of George Wallace in a dress.

[JohnnyLib2]

1. What, she reads?

:evilgrin:

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. I don't know who, but I'll bet they're written in crayon and on construction paper. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

3. When she found out Reagan isn't available, she got Bonzo

He also has better penmanship than she does. :evilgrin:

[baldguy]

4. I'd say Piper

But a ten yr old would write better.

[TexasProgresive]

5. Don't you know

It's only elitist liberals who write except those who write on their hands.

[COLGATE4]

6. Dr. Seuss???

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. Her speeches are not nearly as clever as that, nor as well written. n/t

[lunatica]

7. She uses the same speech from 2 years ago but adds some latest news tidbit

to update it. It came out of the salad shredder which is her own brain. Oh! And Todd helps her with the complicated stuff.

[PBS Poll-435]

8. OMFG!!!!!!!!!

Listening in the car with my brother he just turned to me and said, "WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT".

I calmly turned to him and said that she doesn't even know what she is talking about.

[malaise]

20. That is the only rational response to

her blah blah blah.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. Bourbon and lack of reason.

[la la]

11. *tawd* n/t

[LostInAnomie]

12. A drunk 16 year old playing Mad Libs.

[gratuitous]

13. I believe she uses a cuisinart

Dump in a bunch of buzzwords and catch-phrases, click it on, and voila! A Sarah Palin "speech." You betcha.

[Happyhippychick]

14. If Palin is saying it, it's a "screech"not a "speech"

[life_long_dem]

16. Exactly.

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.

[Rincewind]

15. Barfo the Wonder dog nt

[Donald Ian Rankin]

17. Phil "the Power" Taylor. N.T.

[awoke_in_2003]

18. millions of monkeys on typewriters...

that is the only thing I can figure.

[NYCGirl]

19. Those are speeches? NT