Caption Mittens

[IChing]

It is not a cardboard cut-out.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. "He comes with a Kung Fu flip-flop!"

[helderheid]

2. !

:spray:

[rurallib]

3. "How much will you bid for the Stepford Man? Sex is not included."

[AndyA]

6. I always suspected Mitt wasn't anatomically correct.

:rofl:

(No brain.)

[rurallib]

9. I always wondered how he could stand without a spine?

[TwilightGardener]

4. But it looks SO MUCH like a cardboard cutout! Amazing!

Maybe Ann Romney is trying to reposition his arms into a different pose. Like Claymation.

[durrrty libby]

5. "Go Honey, Get mama to the White House"

[IChing]

7. "Being a Mormon he can be married to many different conflicting positions"

[Fridays Child]

...

:rofl:

True, on multiple levels!

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. "Now just slide down into the box and change your position on something"

[Hubert Flottz]

10. "Now get out there big boy and hunt down mommy a Wodent!"

That dog don't hunt!

[momster]

11. What Proof Is There That He's Real?

The last thing we need is another puppet in the White House, let alone a cardboard cutout.

[Warpy]

12. All right! So he's a cardboard cutout!

After 6 years of Stupid, we didn't think you'd notice a difference.

[chelsea0011]

13. The same old stiff guy that dated me when I was a child of 15.

[Marrah_G]

14. Hi, my name is Mittens and I am an Asshat!

Hi Mittens!!!!!!!!!!!